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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To think there should be a spechul newbie section....

254 replies

DrPolidori · 18/08/2011 18:27

where they get broken in gently?

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reelingintheyears · 18/08/2011 22:11

Nice,tight little buns..Wink

devonshiredumpling · 18/08/2011 22:11

ring doughnuts that men can........?

reelingintheyears · 18/08/2011 22:11

Wank into?

DrPolidori · 18/08/2011 22:14

ladies, this is a training thread!

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Whatmeworry · 18/08/2011 22:14

because I do so hope you are not referring to the disablist bunfight....

Which one was that?

The one I was thinking of was arguing about "idiot" and "loon" iirc - hundreds of posts, lots of people getting very exercised.

nenevomito · 18/08/2011 22:14
DrPolidori · 18/08/2011 22:16

surprised you missed that one Whatme, as it spilled over to NM too...

well, as for the others, welcome to MN!

We fight over everything

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DrPolidori · 18/08/2011 22:16

babyH, please don't waste good donuts...

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Pagwatch · 18/08/2011 22:17

Actually that thread was about loads of stuff to do with language, consideration, personal vendettas and band wagons.
To say it was about 'idiot' and 'loon' is simplistic at best.

And people do get exercised about stuff that affects the people they love. I think that is a virtue

devonshiredumpling · 18/08/2011 22:18

baby just snorted my red wine over a nice cream carpet at your comment my dp is not ammused why not get a group together and do this as a sport or we can practice for the olympics

nenevomito · 18/08/2011 22:18

Don't worry, DrP as soon as I said I wanted to use ones that were fresh out of the fryer, he said it was a no go anyway.

Wuss.

DrPolidori · 18/08/2011 22:19

I was trying not to be too confrontational Pag, what with it being a training thread an'all

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DrPolidori · 18/08/2011 22:20

and you married the wuss?!

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nenevomito · 18/08/2011 22:20

So, is this, like the Pull-Ups version of MN then?

Pagwatch · 18/08/2011 22:21

Does this mean I can't be a mentor anymore?

I really wanted that badge.

devonshiredumpling · 18/08/2011 22:21

my money is on drpolidori FIGHT

SuePurblybilt · 18/08/2011 22:21

Oh dear.

nenevomito · 18/08/2011 22:22

well to be honest scorchingly hot donut sex was never brought up when we were considering our life together, so perhaps dropping that particular expectation on him now was a little unfair.

DrPolidori · 18/08/2011 22:23

Actually Pag,I think your post was most apposite, I was being too soft. There was more than a hint of NM bewilderment at anything complex, like language and meaning being important...needed stamping on.

sorry whatme, Pagwatch is Head Mentor

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DrPolidori · 18/08/2011 22:24

sorry Devonshire, that's just a little affectionate joshing, nowhere near fight status.

Look and learn, Young Padawana

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Pagwatch · 18/08/2011 22:24

ooooh

Can I have a hat?
Did I go to far?

devonshiredumpling · 18/08/2011 22:25

can i be a mentor as i really love uniforms

Pagwatch · 18/08/2011 22:26

I have to go to bed now.

Lights out girls, no more talking.

You -over there in the corner , with the four blokes. Stop it. Get some sleep.

shakey1500 · 18/08/2011 22:26

I'm not sure if I am new. Or not. How long does one have to be here to be considered un-new? Grin

I haven't swore yet which I suppose isn't promising, I have started a thread, albeit it was a lame arsed school sports day one which didn't receive many replies I have contributed to a lot of threads but I tend to say my bit in one post and leave it at that whilst laughing uncontrollably at some of the insanely witty replies that I can only one day, aspire to make

But I don;t think I'm "known" as such :)

DrPolidori · 18/08/2011 22:27

Fuck off Devonshire, you are at the bottom of the uniform list.

And I mean that very lovingly.

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