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to think Steve Backshall needs to keep his shirt on...

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 12:03

because I can't get anything done when Deadly 60 is on and he is marching around with his muscles on display being all manly and things...[swoon emoticon]

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BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 21:14

I had a sex dream last night with a terrible, terrible person. Not terrible in an "unsexy" way. Just a terrible person. But in my dream I lurved it. And in my dream, I went looking for him the next day for round two.

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 21:15

MollieO - how dare you! I have a profile, I am a female!

Just another way of trying to cast aspersions on Backshall's character I think...

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SuePurblybilt · 12/08/2011 21:15

Mm she is a Hater. She be hating on Steve's Waggle Swaggle (or something). Swaggle Jaggle maybe?

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 21:16

Well ffs, who was it? Gordon Brown? Heston Blumenblah? Boris Johnson? David Essex?

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 21:17

Ohhh I know, it was Hacker.

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BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 21:17

Worse.

I don't want to say cos I'll be hounded off MN probably. I will.

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 21:18

Oh come on, you know you want to. Is it someone who is a political pariah in which case I am too thick to know, OR is it Alan Titchmarsh...

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MigratingCoconuts · 12/08/2011 21:19

DAVID CAMERON......YOU HUSSEY!!!

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 21:20

Oh god I hope it isn't DC. No it isn't. Lots of people have a secret thing for him. It has to be worse...

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LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 21:20

Was it David Cameron? Did he show you his Big Society?

Or Simon Cowell? Jeremy Clarkson? I just threw up.

BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 21:20

Julian Assange.

But he didn't have candy floss hair in my dream.

robotlollypopman · 12/08/2011 21:20

Men aren't just bits of meat you know. You ought to be ashamed.

LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 21:21

Cross cross posts!

SaulGood · 12/08/2011 21:21

Assange? Why is your subconscious punishing you? What the bloody hell is it you've done?

MollieO · 12/08/2011 21:21

I love Hacker. Ian's quite cute.

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 21:22

Well I must be a total heathen, no idea who he is. Will google....EW! He looks like an ageing vampire. Sorry Bups. Stick with craggy northumbrian Robson...

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 21:22

It is IAIN not Ian........Grin

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SaulGood · 12/08/2011 21:22

Although you might be having sex dreams with Assange so that we don't have to. Fairly altruistic really.

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 21:23

He is only about 23 or so Blush Iain that is, not Hacker

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LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 21:23

I just threw up again.

MollieO · 12/08/2011 21:24

He (Julian) doesn't do the washing up.

MigratingCoconuts · 12/08/2011 21:24

Oh dear god

SuePurblybilt · 12/08/2011 21:26

Julian Assange reminds me of <a class="break-all" href="http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?q=are+you+being+served&hl=en&rlz=1T4DSGJ_enGB389GB389&tbm=isch&tbnid=A1s9Gcq8AVP0rM:&imgrefurl=en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Inman&docid=JeiwqZy9BmcOmM&w=220&h=300&ei=2otFTsKyJ86n8QPpvPC9Bg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=626&vpy=110&dur=1264&hovh=240&hovw=176&tx=109&ty=141&page=1&tbnh=150&tbnw=130&start=0&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0&biw=1366&bih=492" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Just fancy

Still, either would be better than Robson.

lollystix · 12/08/2011 21:27

My cousin works with him. I saw her today cos she's just got back filming with him. I said the women of mumsnet thought he was gorgeous but gay. She said he isn't and he is lovely and very very clever. Me and her mum are just gutted she didn't get together with him. Very jealous of her Envy

lollystix · 12/08/2011 21:28

Can I clarify that's Steve - not Assange! Grin