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to think Steve Backshall needs to keep his shirt on...

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 12:03

because I can't get anything done when Deadly 60 is on and he is marching around with his muscles on display being all manly and things...[swoon emoticon]

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AuntieMonica · 12/08/2011 13:54

i'm not so sure he'd be so 'beautiful' by the time i'd finished with him

i might have to hide this thread, it's distracting me from writing a novel cleaning the kitchen

AuntieMonica · 12/08/2011 13:56
Grin

oh come on, Bupcakes, some of us like a bit of 'grrrr'

if you don't like it, all the more for me

MissBeehiving · 12/08/2011 13:58

Two words: ROBSON GREEN

Glass houses stones and whatnot

wigglesrock · 12/08/2011 13:59

My dds discovered Deadly 60 this summer, my word makes a change from Animal Magic with Johnny Morris Grin

ChaosTrulyReigns · 12/08/2011 13:59

He didn't go topless in the episode just on.

DD2 says I have a special WatchingDeadly60Expression.

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LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 14:00

But like EightToSixer said, it's not just the fantastic body, the abs, the arms, the melt-worthy eyes, the smile, the voice ......

Sorry, where was I? Oh yes, it's the whole package. He's passionate about what he does and he speaks well about it IYSWIM but isn't preachy about it.

And, given half the chance, I'd shag him senseless.

(I have a small picture of him at work. He's got a snake wrapped around him. Lucky snake).

BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 14:02
Blush

You would, though. You all would. Robson would melt your knickers off just by being in the room.

EllenJaneisnotmyname · 12/08/2011 14:02

I've found my home on MN! In among all the 'any excuse to get my shirt off Steve Backshall' fans. Always been a standing joke in our house. Grin

LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 14:03

Do not sully this thread with RG! The only thing I'd do with him would be a boot up the backside when he's fishing to push him in.

MissBeehiving · 12/08/2011 14:04

I'm not sure Robson does melting. More like ripping your knickers off with his little ferrety teeth.

BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 14:05

MissBehiving, you've just made me do a roar-laugh that made ill DS jump out of his little skin. Grin

PattySimcox · 12/08/2011 14:06

YAB so so so so U

He is delicious. I stalked met him at the Deadly 60 roadshow and he was so charming and lovely and patient with all the DCs.

I believe that there was an episode where he jumped off a boat and his shorts flew off but I can't find it anywhere on iplayer

NettoSuperstar · 12/08/2011 14:06

He's lush. Dd threatens to turn off the Tv when I start drooling Grin

LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 14:09

Ah yes Patty. That was an Australia episode. He was being towed along by a boat - trying to demonstrate how humans aren't as hydrodynamic as tuna. He hadn't tied his shorts on properly and the drag of the water pulled them. Those incosiderate so-and-sos as the BBC fuzzed the picture though.

And there's no truth in the rumour that you can see me just behind him in the water pulling the shorts off. It was the water, I tell you, the water!

Right, I really am logging off now and doing my work otherwise I will be getting a Severe Telling Off.

MissBeehiving · 12/08/2011 14:10

I imagine SB as being vanilla all the way whereas RG is more rum n raisen. I think I'd do SB on a daily basis and keep RG for special occasions. You can have him inbetween Buppy

BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 14:12

"I imagine SB as being vanilla all the way whereas RG is more rum n raisen"

Exactly.

SB would want to do it with the lights off, all slow and girly.

AuntieMonica · 12/08/2011 14:13

i never thought i'd read the words 'melting' and 'Robson Green' in the same sentence!

he's not my cuppa cha, looks too 'pleading' and well, fishey!

Grin
LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 14:14

Damn - I just can't leave it.

Bupcakes I must disagree. SB would be absolute filth! And would do it outside. Or inside. Up a mountain. In fact anywhere.

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 14:15

Can't believe some of you ridiculously lucky people have met him. I would NOT have been able to restrain the licking...

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ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 12/08/2011 14:15

PattySimcox Funny enough the yellowfin tuna episode came to mind where they were towing him behind the boat and his swimming trunks came off. My kids have got the wrong idea about the wildlife I'm watching!

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 14:16

Ugh, Robson Green. Grin at nibble your knickers off with his ferrety little teeth.

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PattySimcox · 12/08/2011 14:17

Agree with LetUsPray - he's so rugged and outdoorsy and manly

MissBeehiving · 12/08/2011 14:17

SB would NEVER do bumsex

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 14:17

LetUsPrey has got it. Backshall would sooooo not be a lights off feathery strokery type. In a tent up a mountain, in fact, feck the tent, he'd be just as capable rolling around in the snow/tumbleweeds.

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omnishambles · 12/08/2011 14:18

I only watch it when he's in a hot country or near water. Any ones that look like it might be arctic and I'm not interested...

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