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to think Steve Backshall needs to keep his shirt on...

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 12:03

because I can't get anything done when Deadly 60 is on and he is marching around with his muscles on display being all manly and things...[swoon emoticon]

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SaulGood · 12/08/2011 20:08

Nah, you don't need to patronise children. See Barney for example who I actually think is fairly, um, easy on the eye.

And yes really David Mitchell. What's not to like?

Choufleur · 12/08/2011 20:10

his weirdly parted hair. I know good sense of humour is attractive and all that but really? Suppose it depends what you want to do with him. Rather a nice firm handshake and lovely six pack.

Shoutymomma · 12/08/2011 20:11

"He's as gay as my hat. And my hat is fucking fabulous."

Made my day, that.

SaulGood · 12/08/2011 20:12

Well for a start I'd be running my fingers through that weirdly parted hair until it stuck up all over the shop.

Actually my sexual fantasies don't involve anything that x rated. They range from dh running a hoover round the downstairs to David Mitchell holding my hand and being witty. I'm a cheap date.

cyb · 12/08/2011 20:13

hahahah MUSt preview links

madmomma · 12/08/2011 20:13

Please tell me he's not gay?! I've always imagined him to be a rough'un in bed. (in a very good way) He'd give you enthusiastic oral (& I bet he wouldn't shirk at being faced with a proper 70s bush either), throw you about for a couple of hours, and then make you a sandwich afterwards. The poor bastard'll run screaming for the jungle when us lot are let loose on his webchat!

LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 20:16

You have to put in something for the mums - so to speak.

If I have to watch some of DS1's programmes with him, there has to be something in it for me. And SB's it. (Although I do find the stuff about the animals interesting too. Really. One of my favourite Deadly 60s is the Alaska one and he's fairly wrapped up in that).

Sort of see what you mean re David Mitchell SaulGood - great name BTW. Not my type though. But then George Clooney or Brad Pitt don't do it for me either.

littlebellsmum · 12/08/2011 20:25

OMG, make it stop. Surrounded by dc's, stuffing a sock in my mouth to stop laughing......

However, how pleased am I that the DC's have progressed from Ceebies - Justin just can't compete Wink

SaulGood · 12/08/2011 20:25

Can I interest you in Damian Lewis?

Choufleur · 12/08/2011 20:27

Yes - but I don't think I can get DS to watch much stuff with him in.

LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 20:31

No to Damian Lewis. Sorry.

Let's see - Matt Smith, Benedict Cumberbatch, Johnny Depp. There are more. Can't think at the mo.

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 20:33

I am becoming VERY aggravated with my awful internet connection because i am missing all the SB goss!

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BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 20:34

Damian Lewis HUBBA HUBBA. I so would. Posh, ginger, erudite, what's not to love? I bet he'd be all dismissive of you post-shag. Which I rather like.

PHWOAR!!!

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 20:34

When you upgrade from CBeebies to CBBC you ALSO get the cast of Horrible Histories who are mostly very tasty, particularly when wearing their Viking outfits.

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Choufleur · 12/08/2011 20:34

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=tom+hardy&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=yld&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1680&bih=860&tbm=isch&prmd=ivnsuol&tbnid=Q1aOP9BKceBtwM:&imgrefurl=www.ismellsmut.com/tag/tom-hardy/&docid=35tVL0FSP7n1XM&w=992&h=1222&ei=6n9FTunBF4iz8QO9mdWuBg&zoom=1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">tom hardy. and if you can ignore the tash he bulked up massively for Bronson

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 20:35

(I don't get the attraction to the Benedict fella, he looks like a grubby student to me.....sorry...)

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 20:36

I would worry about taking DD to some kind of CBBC event, I would be cracking onto Backshall, Iain from CBBC, Hacker because he is funny, the lovely man from Horrible Histories, Marcus Brigstock from Sorry I've Got No Head and anyone else totally inappropriate....

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madmomma · 12/08/2011 20:37

Oh yeah, Matt Smith - strangely horny

littlebellsmum · 12/08/2011 20:38

ohhhh, not seen horrible histories - now dd really loves her history......

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 20:40

Horrible Histories, you need to google Ben Willbond, faints he is the reason I watch it Grin

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 20:41

my DD likes the little skinny young one, she may have him, as a good parent, I will allow it Grin

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LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 20:41

Oh yes! Iain from CBBC! Fairly inappropriate as he seems to be v young but what the hell?

DH has just come back and he's in a mood. Might be because I'm on MN. Tough.

BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 20:41

"When you upgrade from CBeebies to CBBC you ALSO get the cast of Horrible Histories who are mostly very tasty, particularly when wearing their Viking outfits."

Have you been on the cooking sherry?

I don't "get" the Cumberbatch thing, either. Pallid, wiry, wall-eyed. What is there to love?

SaulGood · 12/08/2011 20:50

Damian Lewis would use you, cast you aside and you'd be grateful Bup.