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to think Steve Backshall needs to keep his shirt on...

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 12:03

because I can't get anything done when Deadly 60 is on and he is marching around with his muscles on display being all manly and things...[swoon emoticon]

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angfirsttimer · 12/08/2011 20:50

I was watching deadly 60 before I had my DS he still isnt old enough to watch it but at least I now have an excuse!

This thread has made me Grin today!

I do pity the poor bloke if he comes on for a webchat

LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 20:54

Think it's the "posh" thing. I quite like Dan Snow too. He's posh.

Not even a uniform can improve Robson Green. Unless a football mascot costume counts as a uniform.

BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 20:54

"Damian Lewis would use you, cast you aside and you'd be grateful Bup."

Fucking would be and all. I would say "awww come and give us another go, Damo" and he'd snort with derision at me. I would sob in gratitude.

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 20:55

I do not need cooking sherry to appreciate a fine gentleman in a fetching Viking outfit!

Although I have been at the Hock and that is barely comparable to brake fluid so....

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MollieO · 12/08/2011 20:56

I got quite close to SB at a local outdoor adventure centre (well within touching range but not quite close enough to lick Grin). Apparently this centre is local to him and he does events to help fundraising. It is local to me too. I really don't understand why I've never bumped into him. I've seen most of the other local celebs in random places.

He did a question and answer session and I was very impressed at his knowledge. One boy put his hand up to ask a question and told SB he'd seen him in the local pub.

I don't think he is gay - there was mention on another thread that a MNetter knew him and could confirm he wasn't (think he'd shagged a friend). He is a bit short though - I reckon 5ft 9 maybe 5ft 10 at a push.

BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 20:56

Ooooh, I dunno about Dan Snow. His head is slightly boxy.

Probably wouldn't kick him out of bed, though. If I'm being honest.

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 20:57

BupCakes is just jealous because Robson Green has to wear a bobble hat when fishing in the nuddy...

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wigglesrock · 12/08/2011 20:57

Oh God I love Dan Snow, thought I had him all to myself Grin

MollieO · 12/08/2011 20:57

Please can we have a webchat in the evening with him - my new job's IT dept bans MN!

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 20:58

Ok, I didn't want to admit it but I have "had" both Robson Green (I was drunk, he swayed me with his geordie northumbrian accent) and Stevie B. I can categorically confirm SB was BETTER.

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LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 20:59

Yes, think he's about 5' 10". But I can slouch.

MollieO · 12/08/2011 21:00

I wouldn't plan on spending too much time with him standing up. Grin Blush

BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 21:02

Robson wouldn't cheat on me.

Can I just say this, by way of a disclaimer? I DID say when I began my AIBU to fancy Robson thread, that he was a guilty crush. I know he's an utter prick. 'S part of the appeal though innit?

MigratingCoconuts · 12/08/2011 21:03

takeme...that's an impressive claim to bring to the thread!!!!

so. steve's not gay then??

MollieO · 12/08/2011 21:04

We don't know whether TakeMe is male or female....

LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 21:05

Lying down, standing up, sitting down .... You're right MollieO height not an issue!

SuePurblybilt · 12/08/2011 21:05

I always fancied Jerome, nose and all. We could double date, Bups. Except that Robson's whiny voice and ratty face would put me right off me dinner.

Actually, Jerome was my safety shag, I liked the posh officer in Soldier Soldier.

BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 21:05

Steve is as gay as may.

Sorry, girls.

MigratingCoconuts · 12/08/2011 21:09

Mollieo, excellent point, well made.

S/he could also be lying through his/er teeth a bit of a dreamer..

Choufleur · 12/08/2011 21:09

Where do you live Mollieo? Height not a problem I just won't wear heels. It won't matter when he's thrown me on the bed.

BupcakesandCunting · 12/08/2011 21:11

I just saw Steve down the popper shop and I told him about this thread. He gave me a greetings card to send to you all. Here it is.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 12/08/2011 21:12

Hatwuntingha

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 21:13

Well I may have been telling a big fat lie but surely if it happens in a dream then it is almost 100% true in real life? isnt it?? last nights dream featuring david tennant HAS to have been real. I know for a fact we met in a youth hostel up a mountain in wales on a school trip despite me being my actual age...

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LetUsPrey · 12/08/2011 21:13

Chap off of Camelot who played Leontes. Philip Winchester. He's quite nice. Not SB standard though.

Battery on iPod Touch about to go kaput and have to usher DS1 to bed soon.

I shall dream of SB tonight. Failing that, I shall have an extra ogle of the poster I "let" DS1 buy of SB!

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TakeMeDrunkImHome · 12/08/2011 21:13

BupCakes is a HATER.

Yes, i am down wiv da kids, I know how to use the term hater. Thank you neice.

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