To nearly have a heart attack at the frape on my daughters facebook

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DD 19 going into 3rd year at uni in september, living away from home and working full time over the summer to pay for her digs, i keep in touch by text, phone and facebook, just loged onto my FB and her FB status said, 6 weeks pregnant :) it was posted about an hour ago and there were 15 likes, i phoned her right away and apparently her boyfreinds freind facebook raped her when she was having a shower and she didnt know, she burst out laughing but im failing to see the funny side, anyone got a valium.

Ooooh....

You forgot the 'f'...on the fifth sentence.

I hate the word 'frape'.

Oh dear. You sure its a frape?

oh nooooooo she di'n't use that word

there is something doing the rounds on FB at the moment similar to the bra thing could it be that??

Hold on I will find it as it was sent to me. Did she mention she was craving something too

I'm old and confused and a face book virgin..
?????

YABU to use that revolting term. As I'm sure others have already pointed out.

lol there are lots worse than that, my whole news feed is taken up with them (most of my friends are 20ish) the latest status on my news feed says 'I just defrosted a chicken by putting it in "MY OVEN"....enough said really :)

yes hellospoon its deffo not true, i phoned her up right away, im to young to be a granny .

I hate that phrase, it is fucking disgusting. Can you please ask MN to at least change your title.

here it is

LADIES EYES ONLY Right ladies it?s time to confuse the lads again as we know it makes their brains work wonders on what we're talkin about. Right, the idea is to choose the month you was born and the day you was born. Pass this on to girls only and let's see how far it reaches, the last bra one went all over London

So you?ll write ... I?m ?.weeks pregnant and I'm craving?..

Jan - 1week
Feb - 2weeks
March- 3weeks
April- 4weeks
May - 6weeks
June- 8weeks
July- 10weeks
August- 12weeks
September-13weeks
October -14weeks
November-16 weeks
December -18 weeks
AND IM CRAVING. Skittles -1
Starburst -2
Kit Kat -3
M&M -4
Galaxy -5
Crunchie -6
Dairy Milk - 7
Lollipop - 8
Randoms - 9
Malteasers-10
Twirl -11
Kinda Bueno-12
Boost-13
Dime- 14
Lion -15
Fudge-17
Freddo - 18
Milkyway -19
Milky bar -20
Creme eggs - 21
Skittles - 22
Fruitellas - 23
Haribo -24
Fruit pastels - 25
Starburst -26
Mini eggs -27
Kit kat chunkie -28
Wines gums. -29
Smarties - 30
Snickers -31......

I hate the word as well, in fact i hate FB full stop, its evil.

frape? WTF kind of word is that

As I'd like to tell my mum, but am not brave enough what goes on facebook, stays on facebook

If she was pregnant, don't you think she'd tell you first?!

is her birthday in May? could it be that

Ugh. Time to delete my facebook I think.

Why is everyone jumping on the OP for her terminology? Yes it's bad taste and very unpleasant, but she has educated me to something I had never heard of. Surely the point is the casual and trivialising attitude to rape that this 'joke' shows?

So, 'frape' means someone writing embarassing stuff on your facebook page without you knowing? That's a really horrible word.

YANBU, sorry haven't got a valium for you!

I thought we were meant to be putting our shoesize followed by "inches" and then a :( "in honour" of breast cancer awareness

Cannot get over the disgustingness of 'frape' to consider anything else you've said. Wtf

well id like to think so snackalot that she would tell me first, but since im considered old and over the hill im not up to speed on FB and only really use it to contact DD

snackalot mumsnet is full of people who found out their sister/daughter/BFF were pregnant via facebook! Some people have no concept of the real world anymore. Everything has to be shared with EVERYONE

I have not read the OP, I can't get past your title

YABVVVU simply for using the word frape.

kinell!!

ok sorry for the use of that word any other suggestions on what is could be called instead, im just relieved its not true.