To have everything.

[acmeexplosives]

OK, so I am much better looking than my sister and we both know it. She married a drug addict, while I am happily married to a director of a very successful company. She struggles on the dole, smokes 40 Lambert and Butler every day, and is in general a failed chav.She also drinks loads of Bacardi Breezers. I always wanted more for myself so studied really hard in my private school so that I could go to a very reputable University. I studied Classics and History of Art and came out with a first in both.
She is just so jealous of my hard earned success! She refuses to meet up in the City for coffee, always having some half-arsed excuse. She has 3 snivelly kids with her junkie ex and is pregnant (with twins!) as we speak!
I worked for everything I have, including my husband (he was going out with someone else), and I am so proud to be a success.
Would you cut her out of your life? She dresses embarrassingly too.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

No I bloody wouldn't.

So glad you're not related to me.

Your perception of "having it all" is misplaced and unnecessary.

You'd be better off not keeping a score-sheet, but supporting her.

If I was your sister I would avoid you too. You sound a total bore.

Reality I think I love you a little bit.

Crawl back under your bridge rock deary.

8/10 for a good try and the fact that you obviously have Chaos fooled.

My first

Yep, go hire a hitman and have her taken out.

Is a failed chav someone who didn't make it onto the Jeremy Kyle show?

I am not a bore in the slightest! I spend my time supporting charities, helping out at the local school and playing bridge, polo and golf. I am also a member of many elite societies, again all of these things I acquired alone. She, on the other hand fancies Jeremy Kyle!

and is in general a failed chav

a failed chav?!......

agree with above kill the bitch

Nah, keep her around to remind you what a cunt you are.

You didn't mention if she was on benefits as well!!!

A failed chav. Goodness, I didn't realise there was a category even worse than chav.

NOBODY fancies Jeremy Kyle FACT.

@ YoungishBag

She fancies your husband???

Off with her trakkies

Oh, and Collision, I absolutely hate Jammy Dodgers, that's what my chav sister buys when she goes to Aldi in her jim-jams! But thank you anyway.

Meh.

Collision, I was uberdistracted, and was speed-reading/replying.

Have we started drinking already? I know it's Friday but come on.

YABU. you just think you are happy. What you need is to get the stick out of your arse, get down the Feathers with your sis and her crew, neck some breezers and puff down a few lamberts. then and only then will you understand what true happiness is.

I feel sorry for you, with your boring wealthy DH, while your sister lives the racy life of a drug addicts wife. i think you are secretly jealous.

Are you also very attractive and well-groomed by any chance?

Just to clarify, do you play bridge, or live under one?
Epic failure at trolling BTW.

Is a failed chav not someone who is not a chav?

And she thought it was cheeky that I asked her to fork out £200 for her bridesmaid dress at my wedding (we were saving for an exclusive honeymoon in a very exotic location.) I can't believe she wasn't honoured to be chosen, plus she got to wear a beautiful brooch with my face carved into it! - which we let her keep!
Thanks, she is unbearable, in fact I might delete her and her snot/mucus/offspring from my will! Chickens deserve better!