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DH SHOUTED AT ME

153 replies

Dorkee · 18/07/2011 22:01

the coffee was in the flask but i didnt want sugar and i pulled the cup and the sogar went all over the car and dh shouted at me and the bikers were watching and i didnt want sugar.

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Tortington · 18/07/2011 22:26

meh - who gives a shit

LadyFlumpalot · 18/07/2011 22:27

Was this before or after he re-painted the wall the colour chosen by Adam on fruit and veg because Sharon the "hoor" killed the wasp but the cream carpet wasn't marked?

Annnnnd breathe!

NevermindtheNargles · 18/07/2011 22:27

Why are there always fluids? Why can no one keep the fluids where they belong?

NevermindtheNargles · 18/07/2011 22:28

Why are there always fluids? Why can no one keep the fluids where they belong?

Salmotrutta · 18/07/2011 22:29

Was it Brown Sugar?
If it was white sugar for coffee then your DH should know better and deserves sugar all over his car. What a fool.

Dorkee · 18/07/2011 22:30

he had a bacon, egg and tomato slice and the seagull was on the bin and i took a photo and there was hooligans and an old woman and a nice dog and seagulls and a rowing team.

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Salmotrutta · 18/07/2011 22:31

And the bikers hopefully were proper motorcyclists with leather gear

NevermindtheNargles · 18/07/2011 22:33

The bikers will sort out the hooligans.

bellavita · 18/07/2011 22:33

DH had a bacon egg and tomato slice? Was it in a sandwich?

Salmotrutta · 18/07/2011 22:33

Seagulls? Hmm yes (flying rats) and Oh yes, we all know about old ladies and rowing teams [win]
Was James Cracknell there?

Salmotrutta · 18/07/2011 22:34

Wink even!!!

Dorkee · 18/07/2011 22:34

no it was just a slice and the bikers were not at the seaside they were at the little tea shop.

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bellavita · 18/07/2011 22:34

And the seagulls Nevermind? Don't forget the seagulls...

Salmotrutta · 18/07/2011 22:35

bella - surely it was a Greggs bacon, egg and tomato slice?

Dorkee · 18/07/2011 22:36

no it was from the little tea shop

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tethersend · 18/07/2011 22:37

Do try to keep up, Salmotrutta. Tsk.

bellavita · 18/07/2011 22:37

Sal - Blush what is a bacon, egg and tomato slice exactly?

TakeMeDrunkImHome · 18/07/2011 22:37

What do these OPs get out of this? Do we assume they are bored teenage boys? Haven't they discovered that most porn is free on t'internet?

TiggyD · 18/07/2011 22:38

I think this thread raises many important questions.

bellavita · 18/07/2011 22:38

You are lucky that the bikers didn't eat them all if they were at the tea shop too. Just out of interest, what did they have?

NettoSuperstar · 18/07/2011 22:39

Are you the same person who a few years ago at Christmas had a weird situation about men coming to look at your decorations?

I think you might be.

Either way, I am equally confused.

bellavita · 18/07/2011 22:39

What might those be then Tiggy? Grin

Salmotrutta · 18/07/2011 22:41

So we have:
OP and her DH in a car with spilled coffee and sugar (unsure if brown or white sugar)
Bikers in a tea shop
hooligans and a rowing team
an old lady
a nice dog
A photo was taken of a seagull.

It's quite clear to me that the OP has had a day out at an estuary where some hooligan rowers annoyed a seagull. A nice old lady with her dog then intervened and castigated the OPs DH for stressing about coffe and sugar being spilled on his car. The bikers are a red herring.

NettoSuperstar · 18/07/2011 22:42

Greggs sell bacon, tomato and egg slices?

Why have I never seem them?

I tend to stick with the cheese pasties, steak bakes, cheese savoury softies and then a chocolate cream doughnut to wash it down.

LadyFlumpalot · 18/07/2011 22:43

Were you at Weymouth?