DH SHOUTED AT ME

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the coffee was in the flask but i didnt want sugar and i pulled the cup and the sogar went all over the car and dh shouted at me and the bikers were watching and i didnt want sugar.

bella - I have no idea what a bacon, egg and tomato slice is. I surmised. Hah!!

Ah, now I see. The seagulls will sort out the hooligans,they are vicious and not to be toyed with. The bikers at the teashop were just there to distract you. The old lady is the key here.

Ah, now I see. The seagulls will sort out the hooligans,they are vicious and not to be toyed with. The bikers at the teashop were just there to distract you. The old lady is the key here.

Salmotrutta - xpost - I'm glad you saw through the bikers' ruse too.

Salmotrutta - xpost - I'm glad you saw through the bikers' ruse too.

Yes, yes the old lady is definitely key. Did she have a purple rinse? Was the dog hers? Was she in cahoots with the seagulls or rowing team? Was it the Olympic rowing team?
Why do Greggs not make bacon, egg and tomato slices - surely they should?? They are missing a niche market!!
Were the bikers in leather or not? - this is crucial!!

yes the bikers had leather on their legs and willys and backs and there was a sports car and it was red but the man was old and so it was a midlife crisis-mobile and not a cool car like we thought but it didnt have sugar on it but that was at the tea room. The horse was itching its bum on the fence but I thought it was stuck but it was ok it was just itching. it was a horse.

Oooh, you said willy and bum. I'm telling!!

YR Totally U drinking from a Thermos in a car. That is totally gross.

I want to know more about the bikers (stamps foot!)

Was the mid-life crisis man Jeremy Clarkson? I'd like to think so.

I don't care about the horse - it probably belongs to Jilly Cooper or someone.

Erm... what? I think I've missed something by not looking at MN for a while. Was there a bullock being shot with a bolt gun?

I really do think that the questions raised in this thread are really quite massive.

Indeed TiggyD - and where are the answers?
No-one is willing to talk about this ............. it's a cover-up.

I think we need to address the answer of the questions first.

People can ask questions of the answers but until we answer those questions with questions for the answers the answers will always be questioned.

Did you have biscuits to go with the coffee?

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The bikers did not have leather on their bums. That is what is crucial. Another distraction technique from the bikers. The old lady and the old man are clearly in it together. I would be looking for a hidden camera on the dog's collar - someone must be keeping an eye on all this, but they can't be there, or they too would be distracted by the bikers' buttocks.

The bikers did not have leather on their bums. That is what is crucial. Another distraction technique from the bikers. The old lady and the old man are clearly in it together. I would be looking for a hidden camera on the dog's collar - someone must be keeping an eye on all this, but they can't be there, or they too would be distracted by the bikers' buttocks.

Hmm yes - I agree Tiggy.

If the OP says they had ginger nuts we are all doomed! - standards will have fallen so low it will be impossible to regain the moral high ground.

I think you have all missed the importance of the tea shop. You're over looking the tea shop. TEA SHOP!! Don't be distracted by the sea gulls, that's just huffnpuff.

True, seagulls are so ominous they make a brilliant smokescreen.

True, seagulls are so ominous they make a brilliant smokescreen.

I think the "horse itching it's bum" is a rather obvious commentary on the current climate in the newspaper world. Could the "tea shop" be Andy Coulson?