DH SHOUTED AT ME

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the coffee was in the flask but i didnt want sugar and i pulled the cup and the sogar went all over the car and dh shouted at me and the bikers were watching and i didnt want sugar.

Uh oh. There's a biker on my train. He's eating a cheese slice thing. Should I alert the coastguard?

Yes! - and the Transport Police!
But is he in leather? Is the Old Lady around? Are you sure it's just a cheese slice??

Well, I told the man on the platform with the flag thing. I don't think he understood the brevity of the situation. I've hot footed it to work but he followed me. I'm under a desk with a sea gull and a jam doughnut.

Do NOT go to the Tea Shop - I have it on good authority that there's going to be a raid today.

Has anyone tipped off the tea shop about raid? Shouldn't they hide the brown sugar? I'm staying undery desk with the seagull. He's called Nigel. We're friends now. I thought the OP was James Joyce replicating The Dubliners.

I meant Ulysses of course. I'm blaming the biker.

Thought I would gather all the OP's posts in one place to make it easier to understand:

"the coffee was in the flask but i didnt want sugar and i pulled the cup and the sogar went all over the car and dh shouted at me and the bikers were watching and i didnt want sugar.

the sugar wasnt for me it was for dh but i thought it was for me so moved the cup and he tipped the sugar on the car and shouted but the coconut bun was nice

he had a bacon, egg and tomato slice and the seagull was on the bin and i took a photo and there was hooligans and an old woman and a nice dog and seagulls and a rowing team.

no it was just a slice and the bikers were not at the seaside they were at the little tea shop.

yes the bikers had leather on their legs and willys and backs and there was a sports car and it was red but the man was old and so it was a midlife crisis-mobile and not a cool car like we thought but it didnt have sugar on it but that was at the tea room. The horse was itching its bum on the fence but I thought it was stuck but it was ok it was just itching. it was a horse."

Wow- illuminating Tiggy... really edifying.

Ah, now I see that I have missed the coconut bun!

This changes things enormously.................

Thank you Tiggy - things are much clearer now

Could the coconut bun be a metaphor for the OPs yearning for the snow-capped mountains of The North?

Perhaps the Old Lady represents the passage of time and the dog symbolises "Life" yapping at our heels?

The hooligans could be a prophetic fallacy. The rubbish in the bin is metaphor for the cycle of life. If the tea shop has a door mat someone should check to see of there's an envelope underneath.

I can't work my keyboard to do the bold thing or, now I've started tying, see who gathered OPs posts in one place. Salmotrutta I think your reading of the old lady and the dog is genius.

Nevertheless, you should still leave him because he shouted.

I would rather be married to a horse with an itchy bottom.

Tiggy thank you for the essential gathering.