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to be saddened thst WWF doesn't do minge or bumsex?

57 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 08/07/2011 12:40

[disappointed]

Triplicious as well.

Gah.

OP posts:
EvenLessNarkyPuffin · 08/07/2011 12:43

Pandas are quite conservative.

peggotty · 08/07/2011 12:45

Wrestlers are kinky

StrandedHouseElf · 08/07/2011 12:46

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kreecherlivesupstairs · 08/07/2011 14:07

I am extremely confused.

SindyTellsMe · 08/07/2011 14:08

"Pandas are quite conservative"

OTheHugeManatee · 08/07/2011 14:09

Panda wrestling?

LineRunner · 08/07/2011 14:10

Is Prince Phillip still the president?

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 08/07/2011 14:10

Randy Orton is a bit of allrights isnt he!! Yummy! Bet he could wrestle a panda.

Jajaswolefwoman · 08/07/2011 14:11

This clearly has nothing at all to do with Prince Philip and his Pandas Confused?

DooinMeCleanin · 08/07/2011 14:11

Have you tried the monkies? I bet they'd be up for it [wunk]

PlentyOfPrimroses · 08/07/2011 14:13

not what I heard ... Grin

BumWiper · 08/07/2011 14:16

Woman in Limerick had sex with a dog and died cause she had an allergic reaction.

The woman died,not the dog.

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 08/07/2011 14:18

Glad it wasnt the dog....was just gonna make a complaint to the doggie protection people ........... Hmm.......wonder what killed her, brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "dogsbreath"

SindyTellsMe · 08/07/2011 14:19

"[wunk]"

aliceliddell · 08/07/2011 14:21

Did they do it doggy style?

biddysmama · 08/07/2011 14:22

maybe they do but they just dont fancy you?

aliceliddell · 08/07/2011 14:23

Lady pandas only get preg after 5 or 6 man pandas. 1 is foreplay. They use IVF in China.

OTheHugeManatee · 08/07/2011 14:33

Really? So lady pandas have to get jiggy with five or six man pandas in succession before getting their end away?

Sounds like those panda chaps need to up their game a bit. Hmm

TinFairy · 08/07/2011 14:47

Geeez...the panda population is in crisis. Encouraging bumsex is not helpful.

kreecherlivesupstairs · 08/07/2011 14:51

I didn't know that alice. I do know that they are rubbish parents.
When we lived in Thailand, Chiang Mai zoo got a pair. The zoo wanted them to breed but the beasts weren't interested.
It got as far as panda porn where they installed telly's and showed pandas having sex in a continuous loop.
Truth.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 08/07/2011 14:56

Is it Friday night already? Grin

BulletWithAName · 08/07/2011 14:57

Randy Orton

discobeaver · 08/07/2011 15:39

And when pandas do breed, they usually have twins and reject one. Sniff.
If they have twins in zoos, the keepers rotate the cubs so the mother thinks she only has one baby.
It's as if they want to become extinct. Dumb monochrome bears.

TheFalcon · 08/07/2011 15:48

Is this about saving animals or world wrestling? Or both?

BulletWithAName · 08/07/2011 15:59

Well it must be about pandas because its wrestling namesake hasn't been called WWF for ten years now.