to be saddened thst WWF doesn't do minge or bumsex?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

[disappointed]

Triplicious as well.

Gah.

pandas don't want to survive...

its cruel to keep them going as a species.

Man Pandas have to be masturbated and have electrical stimulus (a vibrator) in order to ejaculate, fact. We were told this at the Panda breeding centre at Chengdu in China a fortnight ago. They are generally too lazy to copulate with a female, who is only in season for a couple of days a year.

also they have the smallest willies relative to their size of any animal.

Size of your little finger....

Pandas are Welsh?!

Who knew.

Are you talking about Words With Friends? It has a bizarre dictionary. Apparent JEW is not an acceptable word, but YID is.

You are all nutters.

How the tippetyflip did this thread descend to PandaLurve?

It makes me cross that there's no facility to play with yourself either, you know, so you can improve your technique.

ROFL

I cannot believe you actually started this thread!

Wouldn't it be better to complain to WWF?

::Tee is smug that she actually knows what Chaos is talking about::

::Tee wonders if she should be worried that she actually knows what Chaos is talking about::

Actually, you could play with yourself in Pass and Play mode!

possibly the pandas could do with that mode, Chaos...

maybe the male pandas are to knackered for sex after all the kung fu they do

I don't get it. I never get it these days. How come you all understand....

I think we're being unfair on the male panda...

possibly the female pandas are all nagging wenches who don't give blow jobs?

Pandas (or the lack of) are evolution in action.

If you dont even know how to fuck and make babies, you really need to die out.

They keep them going in China because, as we have seen on the news, they send them to other countries when they get a bit vocal about human and animals rights abuses.

Cameron - "Um, yes well, its not really kind to kill people and skin animals.....oh look!! a cute wittle baby pandaaaaa.....bless...."

I really still am all perplexed as to how this got onto PandaPorn.

You are all dirrrty minded people.

[truef act]

Chaos, I knew this would be you....

You dirty girl

Pandas are crap. that's why they are almost extinct.

which is what killedbill said 15 minutes ago but i've had and my thought processes are slowed.

How many changenames have you had tonight?

about 3 i think.

If male pandas need a vibrator to ejaculate, how did they manage before the invention of vibrators/ electricity?
I think the folk at the breeding centre were either having a giggle or they are panda pervs. Or both.

Both IMO. And pandas are creepy. They lull you by making you think they are all soft and cuddly with big innocent eyes. When all the time they are watching you with their nasty beady little panda ones. Narrowed and watching, plotting for when they make their final, failed attempted to fuck take over the world.

Why do you think the Chinese look so inscrutable? It's centuries of wanking off pandas.

SS, you have far too much Panda knowledge.

In fact, I'm bamboozled by it all.

I have no idea what the OP is on about but this is a top thread. Well done everyone.

Ahh.

tinker.

It's a Scrabble App.

It does cunt but not minge.

See I never saw the updates so was thinking about another useless panda fact