to be saddened thst WWF doesn't do minge or bumsex?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

[disappointed]

Triplicious as well.

Gah.

Why do you think the Chinese look so inscrutable? It's centuries of wanking off pandas.

Discobeaver, one assumes they used prostate massage with a nice jade dildo before the invent of vibrators.
I've thought about this a little too much.

I'll put a picture of a cute baby panda on my profile for people to ooh and ahh over, apart from SarahStratton obviously, it will just freak her out.

Plenty of other animals have bum sex though if that's what you're into OP. I'm sure there are some websites somewhere...

Bamboozled. Arf

I was also helpless with idiot laughter at the Chinese looking so inscrutable, but when I read about the prostate massage with a nice jade dildo ... I nearly wet myself.

TF I work from home

I love Mumsnet for cheering me up on a dull Monday morning ...

D'you think that's why the Chinese regard jade as lucky?

Just asking ...

Have you seen my panda SarahStratton? He's looking right at you.