to be forced to marry into the house of Dracul-Palanquin?

[Hullygully]

I say, steady on. There are maidens present, you know.

I forgot to introduce you all to<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110209160805/vampirediaries/images/f/f8/The-Vampire-Diaries-Paul-Wesley-Stefan.jpg&imgrefurl=vampirediaries.wikia.com/wiki/File:The-Vampire-Diaries-Paul-Wesley-Stefan.jpg&usg=__gf_abSKfyg9uDQYWexk5V0XGuH8=&h=500&w=320&sz=118&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=9AexJE9_85X4yM:&tbnh=191&tbnw=125&ei=pm4UTuztB4mcOqP22KgL&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dstefan%2Bthe%2Bvampire%2Bdiaries%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D1400%26bih%3D887%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=647&vpy=120&dur=814&hovh=191&hovw=125&tx=76&ty=183&page=1&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">my beloved Senor Stefan

I may need to partake in some poltice now.

Actually Hully, it seems that Prince Charles has bought some properties in the area. You know these ancient royal families, with all the aristocratic bloodlines intermingled. IS THERE SOMETHING THE ROYAL FAMILY ISN'T TELLING US?

Dear Charlie didn't go those ears from a hat, did he now? There have long been rumours about his grandfather and a certain nefarious ill-doer. I'll say no more in case they don't invite me for Christmas sherry.

How luscious the young Stefan is! Is he your son?

You wait 'til they break out the cabbage-stuffed sausage leaves. Now that's a gourmet treat.

Outfit for LadySybil

Or this one

Gosh Umami, I would never have recognised Hugh Jackman!

Charles as a werewolf?

Hully! I'll have you know Stefan is several years older than I!

It is surprising how unattractive all the pictures of werewolves are! You would think there would be an attractive one somewhere!

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=1.bp.blogspot.com/_GIchwvJ-aNk/SwXHyhHDenI/AAAAAAAANPA/JiqM-Ul0rK8/s800/Twilight%2BNew%2Bmoon%2Bwerewolves%2Bposter.jpg&imgrefurl=hollywoodmoviecostumesandprops.blogspot.com/2009/11/twilight-saga-new-moon-bella-edward-and.html&usg=__iC7_wnCQQ19pMvtiiOJPB_6FuMM=&h=755&w=510&sz=118&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=evv-sqs8F8s5vM:&tbnh=136&tbnw=109&ei=B3YUTpHeJYWn8QPXwID7Bw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dtwilight%2Bwerewolf%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D808%26bih%3D456%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=483&vpy=59&dur=81&hovh=273&hovw=184&tx=166&ty=224&page=1&ndsp=6&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">ah! now, are these the new werewolves on the block? [ignorant]

This one's not bad

Aaah, my eyes!!

swoons.

Although, I must say, I do think I could pull off the outfit. One was considered quite the gel in my time you know.

herecomesthsun - the problem is, you need to actually look at his face to recognise him.

Nods wisely.

Mistress Fiddy, we must away immediately. I fear for the safety of our dear ladies and I want a hot Transylvanian husband too

I seem to have been taken with a wee bit of the vapors. My delicate constitution, you know.

Does the Colonel love another? I haven't even had a crack at him yet chance to be introduced...

No, ladies, the Colonel is currently unattached, but in search of a good woman. You will have to use all your skill and accomplishments and dirty tricks to sabotage opponents to win his heart.

I must admit at first sight I am very taken with the colonel. Such a manly appearance to him.

Also, there is a nice roughness to him which quites make me flutter. I wonder if he will be available for a bit ofafternoon crumpet?

So long as no other hussy has managed to waylay him betimes (eyes Belledamesansmerci beadily)

For the Attentions of Cholmouldy - Featherstonehaugh

Darling Hector,

I am to understand you'll soon be dropping into to the homestead to visit your fallen comrade in arms, Rochester. There you will also find Mistress Hully's latest charges Mistress Fiderer and Mistress Cheerful Yank. They are currently entertaining Lady Belle before joining us in Transylvania.

I strongly urge you to help them maintain their purity, they were once wily and with sores, and I would not want you to catch any ailments from their wilder days. Especially Lady Belle. If you would be so kind as to escort which of the gels to want to join us I would be much obliged.

The Count is looking forward to your return to us, your dearest friends. He is particularly looking forward to you providing some relief for his bigger balls, which are still held in the Pampas grass gardens. He also states you must once again join us for some healthy outdoor pursuits and perhaps the local spa a trois, as it were.

Take care my Dear Hector

Countess Norkula (Nee Mistress Honeydragon)

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PS

Although once afflicted with sores, Miss Belle is most comely and accommodating.

Goodness, it is warm here in Transylvania isn't it? >

Excuse me, ladies and gels, but we brought dear Mr Rochester with us in the palanquin that he might sup upon virgin blood enjoy the healthful mountain air. Why, e'en now, he lies abed under the Housekeeper's care neath a window open to the healthful airs.