to be forced to marry into the house of Dracul-Palanquin?

[Hullygully]

I don't like the look of him I was more hoping for a Frank Langella kind of hub. Actually, he looks a bit drippy.

You know you will get strays from the twilight porn people now?

Ooo, I do hope so. I'm sure we can learn from them..

Mimi's looks a bit cross.

What's this? What am I missing? I like a bit of vampire porn.

I read 'garlic temperament' not 'gallic'

Miss Fiddy! Well done! Have you seen the others en route?

Pagz has got a good-un. Nice leather jacket to protect agianst the ooze, too.

I hope you Ladies appreciate that when you stagger back here, pale, blood-less and sorely afflicted by the treachery of Count Evil and his many Cohorts, Miss CheerfulYank and I shall be here to nurse your bitten necks, wounded hearts and yes, mend (sort of) your tattered dresses.

We're not coming. We are going to gad about the hills of Transylvania and fight wolves.

Look at Widow's bit of stuff. Phwooaaarr.

Delurk please, Miss Belle. Not only do you have a charming name, we are in sore need of reasonable heads to help offset the (lunatic) journey of our dear friends.
See loopy IPOAT threads verbatim im AIBU.

Plus they were with vampires

Miss CheerfulYank (and frankly Minnesota sounds a darn sight more enticing than Transylvania), Miss Belle and I are here to mop up the detritus you (sadly and so badly advised Ladies) have created.

Where are the brave lunatics? I long to mop a fevered brow...

are we waiting for the ones with sparkly vulva's to descend??? i'm confused.

Hurrah are we wolf hunting? Mistress Hully your sound advice on deportment and household management has stood me good stead. The Count Norkula has tried some very unseemly actions but he is now managing to get by very well on a lightly done Filet mignon and healthy outdoor activities. He is certainly very active and virile considering his age.

Mis Belle - mopping? Oh no, then you'll be inveigled into mopping Mr Rochester's brow and possibly into massaging his limbs too. I know Mistress Hully wanted him to accompany her on her lustfest journey but maybe he had to stay behind. For health reasons.
Far better to join Miss CheerfulYank and me on the veranda/h and await the regiment.

You got vampPorn?

Good lord! No you aren't. Your MIL would be an absolute nightmare and I hear they don't always change the sheets between guest.

The local gamekeeper Samuel von Samuelvonson has said he can get us very very close to the wolves, enough for a light stroking and some heavy petting.

[snort] Eric!

You need more angst for vamp porn.

He has quite pronounced breasts, does he not?

has he been at the oestro gin?

The GardenerI'mUnder Under-Gardener has finished in the haha.

We are ladies first and foremost, we may bodice heave and rip a little, but we do not porn about very much