to be forced to marry into the house of Dracul-Palanquin?

[Hullygully]

No, I think it will do the gels good to be heavily attired and at the mercy of ruffians and ne'er do wells. An excellent preparation for marriage.

As long as it hides my stomach I'm happy with whatever you choose

My ear looks sore :(

My stomach requires an outfit of its very own.

How do your innards Madame Jins?

My innards are disasterous Mistress Huls. In fact I have just made an appointment to be violated by an alternative therapist

Oh dear.

What happens if you go to a&e and roll on the floor screaming?

They laugh?

I will see you later ladies. Keep the gels in line

Oh Jins, I am finding yur innards singulalry unsatisfactory. But no doubt you do even more so.

They dare not laugh, surely. Hopefully alternative therapist can help.

Your pore ear is better

Thank you ladies.

My innards are a disgrace Hully but hopefully I will return all squeaky clean and slim and stuff.

They probably wouldn't laugh Fids but I had a recent encounter with the out of hours service who basically told me that it was all in my head, that my swollen stomach was normal despite being similar to a 20 wk pregnancy and that if I had a bowel obstruction I would be really ill! Well yes, that's why I used the word partial.

It's grim up north

Rotters. I have been on the whole impressed with the medicos here in forrin land but did have one tell me my trapped nerve was all in my head. All very unsettling and cross making.

And poor Master Fids Minor has sore skin on his tum which may be shingles but our doc is on hols, his locum is gone and the halfwit we saw yesterday said it's an allergic reaction to an animal Master FM has never come into contact with.

I think we should tat some hobnailed boots for such folk.

Poor master fids!

It seems we have collected many an ailment upon our travels.
I hope everyone is feeling better soon

Dd has had another massive asthma attack, poor ds1 is nursing his knee and I am weeping and wailing as I pack his belongings.

We went to sainsburys and bought him clothes. I was minded of hully and her sainbos style and beauty chitter.

Ooh, Pagboy Senior off to Uni? bless!

I have another admirer who seems nice, but sadly can't reply to his invitation to dinner as not subscribed. Damn GSM! he holidays in Sardinia....

Mimi

you can come to the meet-up, can't you?

Pag, pore ol dd. It's such a bugger.

Sainos is the way. Wish Pagboy all success and love.

oh yes, I will come! simply can't afford to commit to payment yet!

hurrah!

Madame, we could dock next in Sardinia. The Doldrums cannot last for ever.

This Emporium Sainsbo, as I shall be in Albion at Yuletide, have you any recommendations, Mistress Hully?

I think we should have an IPOAT meet a Xmas.

Mme, Fids, you are a brave, brave girl. lots of pananadas and possets coming your way....and maybe the odd tincture of Ginevre....

Yes!

let's have a lunch

That would be so great! we would have to plot a spot that means everyone can come....

And that the bloody Gibbon back.....

ooh, and good thoughts for Paggirl.