to be forced to marry into the house of Dracul-Palanquin?

[Hullygully]

and love

have lots and lots of love

xxxx

Yes. big, pink and sparkly clouds of love enveloping you.

xxxx

Fids I offer my love as well and am oiling my blunderbuss

Cornish pasties, love em. Was a bit blubby with doc and then calm and determined with the police.
(Good thing too, I'd hate to go in there with more, if you get my drift. Was weird and very unsettling. My sense of humour will shortly return and I shall recount tales of Police Station)

Thank you for love and blunderbusses/bussi. And 6 - really 6? - midshipmen

revives quite quickly>

I blub all over my lovely, handsome, way too young for me doctor all the time. He has never seen me other than as a quivering mess. 'Tis most annoying.

Pork Pie too?

6 midshipmen is entry level for this sort of trauma. If you find that 6 isn't enough then we can increase the dose and frequency until you start to feel.. er... relief

Withdrawal gets trickly but we can substitute older cadets

I think a bit of deep tissue massage is in order

for medicinal purposes only

I may, may, be persuaded to hand over the <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=johnny+depp&hl=en&sa=G&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=VC3MDIwTUXpESM:&imgrefurl=atop10wallpaper.blogspot.com/2011/04/johnny-depp-jack-sparrow-wallpapers.html&docid=AVCPMTlMxEdyaM&w=1024&h=768&ei=DUZzTqjiH9G68gPk9OjrDQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=610&iact=rc&dur=406&page=11&tbnh=125&tbnw=162&start=198&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:198&tx=84&ty=76" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Commodore for an afternoon

The Commodore? Am Honoured. Humbled. Prone. Panting.

And laughing at Mistress Jins "entry level trauma".

Must away to the galley or the small Fids will be chewing the mainsail again tonight. HMS IPOAT has greatly helped today.

Ladies I have entered into a new phase of my life.

Today I have been prescribed HRT

I still have no referral though.

Jins, up to you of course, but have you considered natural hrt stuff? My mum took hrt and got breast cancer. Sorry to be alarmist, but i'd feel guilty if I didn't mention it.

I've done the natural route to death over the last two years Huls and I'm going nuts with lack of sleep.

Have agreed to try the lowest possible dose for three months. Feel like a failure but because I'm young they reckon they can get me off it well before 50 when the risks rise.

ok lovely, that sounds sensible. Maybe it will help with the cysty thing?

I hope so. I'm hoping it will help with my bad hair and wrinkles as well

Did you think to set sail without me?

Ah, you are here at last Mistress Belle. Is your pecker up? And your dander aloft? Doth better than you did?

We have some handsome brothers that wish to meet you. They have a little difficulty with facial hair, but handsome is.

My perk is speedily returning... I wonder, could any of the ladies arrange an introduction to Captain Wentworth? I believe he is recently arrived by carrier pigeon or some such...

My giant 13 year old has a solitary long black hair on his chin

I am dying to pluck it out

As you were

Sadly, because he is a CHILD, he has been returned to his prep school. Our gentlemen are much more suitable, well-matured and steady, if a little deaf.

Fids, sod the midshipmen, for this you deserve McSteamy and Mcdreamy Gin and chocolate and love to you

I have a fruity tisane, red grape. Am still a bit dazed, perhaps it is the motion of the ship. Perhaps some shore leave would help? Where do we dock next?