to be forced to marry into the house of Dracul-Palanquin?

[Hullygully]

Congratulations to Pagboy the Elder.

for Madame Hully's mama.

this here wolef is the originator of the IPOATS. kind off Hully can attest.

A voyage! What a spiffing idea

(have I got the hang of this?)

Congratulations PagBoy Major!

Oo I love a spot of attesting, me.

Abs was our originator, we even have a small song about her what Madame Pag composed, but i have sadly forgot. The Keeper of the Scrolls, dear Widow, may know.

I have become quite fond of my onky . I shall keep it thus.

Abs was not abs when she named us. I am trying to recall her name back then. It may provide a clue to the thrust of the ditty.

Thank you all for your congratulations. We are very pleased for him

Can we perhaps get tena wolf?

it was serenity aka I believe?

dd is at Big School now, it is very sweet, she came home after her first day and said, "oo I can't wait for tomorrow, we find out our classes and get our planners, and then I can be super organised!"

ds is still in space, he has been back one day and already lost two books.

Twas SereneityNowAkaBleh. The true begetter of our malarkey. Points to Madame Hully for her memory.

More points to Mistress Honey for the tena wolf (wolef?) joke.

Lady Pag, have you been onkying all over the boards, then?

It was serenitynowakableh

Which was a crapola name. my original name was bleh (which was just, well, bleh). Then I wanted to change it to SerenityNow! in recognition of Frank Costanza of Seinfeld fame, but it was taken.

Then I became AbsofCroissant, and all became right with MN the world.

I have indeed been setting the boards aflutter with my onky posting. It is an autocorrect which my iPad likes very much.
How are you fliffy, you lovely thing?

Abs is a better name. Def.

I am looking for good puppy names. Dd wants Muggly which worries me as being close to fuggly. Or Alan. or Jeff.
I like Jeff.

Jeff

then JeffREY! when cross

What type of dog is it? vital for naming.

I do like Alan.

What about Cecil?

Alan, Dave and Simon are great names for Dogs.

My dh names the mammals in our house including dc's, he has alread decided that our current dogs successor will be called Cromwell, regardless of gender

My dog (named by dd as technically her dog) is called DD Name DD name. No egotism there.

One has spent an hour and 10 minutes at the local Quacks as and alternative to hospital and one was not amused.

Bleddy brats

why has one?

My dog is called Beauley

do you pronounce it bewley or bow-ley?

My dog is mostly called Smell

It is a bischon
It will look very much like something that PenisDog shat.

I like Alan. I also like StupidFuckingDog but DD vetoed that. She is so dull sometimes.

bewley

Penisdogshat would be a worthy contender in the name stakes

I do hope Mistress Honey that you speak sternly to Mister Honey should you be having any more small dragons.
A Boy called Sue is one thing but a Girl called Cromwell?

I rest my portmanteau.

A sea voyage! how thrilling! I wonder if I have time to tatt a new parasol before we leave?

Master Pag did fantastically well, you must be incredibly proud. The puppy is a schoolboy error wonderful idea. I vote he be called Elvis. The opportunities are endless...

As the captain is away doing some illegal trading I will leave a message for him in the cove, perhaps he can catch us up later I have feeling we may be needing him come the iceberg territory

Just lost the long and thoughtful message I tried to post - eaten by the ether...

Dearest Lady Pag: how lovely you are! (No one else heree has ever called me a 'lovely thing'). Have fun with the dog. Obviously, no name can beat 'PenisDog', but maybe 'Cromwell''s a consideration?