to be forced to marry into the house of Dracul-Palanquin?

[Hullygully]

I'm glad I am only in one quiche. I am vair discriminating....

Yes! me too. I just forgot for a bit.

Alright then, it's off. You win

i'm also so confused I have no farking clue which thread i'm on. It's tiring chasing hully around the boards.

Let us call it evens darling and be lovely friends again

Evens.

My new quiche has a little bit lost its mojo now.

Pore ol other quiche.

Which quiche is this? I don't know if I'm cut out to be in three. It's really, really tough

The new one was started purely to er, er keep you out have a bit of fun

Is this a quiche of one perchance?

No! There are others. There's a uniform. and a language requirement, acksherly

Wow. That is some hardcore quiching

RESPEC'

It's sort of died now. All quietly and alone.

its not dead, Hully, its just snoozing.

It can quietly die, it has no raison d'etre now me an Abs have called off the comp.

BUT it has TIARAS and GRATUITOUS FURRIN NONSENSE....

Well damnation, I've missed all the quiching as I have been out at work keeping the NHS on its feet singlehandedly.

Anyway...

Ladies, I feel we are all in need of some rest and recuperation, after the hardships of grape pressing and exudate scraping, so, using money I inherited after bumping off the Duke what little savings I have, and after selling some of my best macramé, I have purchased us all tickets for the best cabins on a transatlantic voyage. I can't remember the name of the ship, but it's brand new, straight out of White Star's dockyard.

We needs must be in Southampton for embarkation in a few days. I performed a small service for the Captain a few years ago (on the right, as I knew him), when he was no'but an Able Seaman (most able he was), and he will have us dine at his table each evening, and will ensure that we are not bothered by any scallywags from steerage (unless we wish to be).

This would totally get me in with the wolef quiche I reckon.

But who is that dear little child from steerage? It could almost be little Electrical Nigel, all growed up. Do you think Mistress Gibbon will ere return?

(If you're lurking Gibbo, it's high time you came back, gel)

I am all in favour of a sea voyage, I shall assemble my portmanteau and ready dear Mr Rochester, the sea air may help the suppuraiton.

A little salt water will do wonders for the oozing, I'm sure.

Do you really think so?

The scraping hasn't helped a great deal, his leg is awful sore

You are right about quiche commitment being tough Abs. I was a member of the Crepey Hag quiche (though I must surely have been some sort of honarary member, being neither crepey nor haggy ) for about five and half minutes but I wandered off-had to hand back my membership badge due to other pressing commitments. It was all too much for me. I am rubbish at multi-tasking. I have tried and failed to be a Nobdie many a time, and my wolef credentials are woolly. I am more of a sheep in woelf's clothing. How does anyone keep up with this stuff and still have a real life?

Ah. You can't have a rl, that is where you are going wrong, dear Fell.

ooo four weeks!

Have you bought your burkini?