to be forced to marry into the house of Dracul-Palanquin?

[Hullygully]

Yeah...

but he was in the Call on Me video so has pelvic thrusts sorted

bloody exp being a cunt again. it is so un-MN that I spend my whole life trying to persuade the ass to see ds. AFGGGGHGHGH!

Mmm, you may call it Noble Rot but I call it botrytis.

We could re-name it Rochesteritis? Unsure if that will make the wine more palatable but it has a certain ring to it. Not Cook's.

MadameD, tis shite. We really must devote time to brewing something appropriate for exps and arse hs.

oh dear Mimi, is there comfort still to be found in the manly forearms of the dear Furrin Gent?

Rochester seems strangely reluctant to let me scrape his suppurations. I will offer him a laced tisane and set to work upon its effect.

You may wish to invest in some protective clothing Mistress Hully. It looks likes a gusher to me

I see we are being liken to a quiche again in Almacks this week. Perhaps a gin and cheese one, possibly with something tart like onion relish to accompany it.

Its a shame we need the butler for Fiderer's wine pressing this week otherwise I am sure it he would love to help out those of our ladies who are experiencing problems with previous beaus. I have a couple I wouldn't mind sending him to see. . .

I am entired draped in the second parlour's curtains, I shall commence the scraping.

The Dancing Doctor is sadly in another city, and I am not sure its a great look to be moaning about my ex continually....

Have you tried flannel soaked with tea tree oil for dear Mr Rochester?

something like this might be efficacious

Oh hello ladies! It's I! The person who did the original "when you make a good point on a thread" thread.

I'm afraid we voted you out for insincere and unreliable dedication to the crinoline.

Yup. Your tatting quota has not been met for months

Oh I MadameDefarge

May I say, how ridiculously good looking you are looking today?

Yes, we have to be quichey so I can WIN

am I allowed to accept the wine? after all, it will be many months that 'ere the Sauvignion Leg vintage will be ready...

Oh fear not, I've got the wine and the choc. It's just her we don't want.

oh, ok then...

see ya Abs, wouldn't want to be ya!

no no, we're not bullying. I just have to WIN

ok. How do you WIN?

Okay then

By being in more quiches of course.

But I'm going to have to throw in the towel. Never could stand a woman's tears.

aaagghhhh! we can't be mean to Abs! Look! she's tatting for England now!

oh all right then.