to just want to run naked round this fourm and shout AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGG h whilst wiggling my tits

[creamola]

Most of you are mental ..............in a good way (sly smile)

but why is everyone being so bitchy??

The threads I look t seem to overrun with bitches , shouting the odds when in reality it had nothing to do with you

THANK GOD fooffy is here!

Sorry Honey! Where the boobies boing is uncontrollable!

Peeing in winegalsses, lesbian love & chocolate sauce.

Blimey.

I can't be arsed to read the thread now but it sounds like my kid of night.

kind (obviously I keep my children out of this kind of thing).

cremola don't gooooooooooooooooo!

They are attacking the Norks.

How can you pee in a wine glass? that is cool accuracy.

Wine glass is easy. wine bottle - tricker.

Hello spiders, pull up a wineglass, lie down on the abbatoir chilly dead place thingy, hoist up your nips, let your norks swing low, let them wobble to and fro, let me tie them in a knot, let me tie them in a bow

rickier. Trickier ffs. Stupid balanced computer won't let me type.

Let you throw them over your sholder like an old Roman soldier?

ooooo, I know this one

toss them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, let your Norks.Hang.Low.

Continental soldier?

shoulder

Arse - may be expelled from lesbo guides for typos........

This Norks is hanging low.
Norks needs a squirt of Ice Magic

@ spiderlegs .....Let you throw them over your shoulder like an old Roman soldier?

In the quatermasters store? !!

Don't go away, everyone.
No DH, too much wine, hangin' with my Doreenies

cremola
"there were Norks, Norks, who stole the teachers' chalks, in the srore, in the store"
" there were nips, nips, and alligator clips, in the quartermisstress's store"

There were boobs, boobs & quite flexible tubes in the quatermaster's store

There were twunts, twunts who varnished the punts, in the store, in the store

i was girl guie Norks .....Scouts honour

'With me Doreenies'

Haa haa

fucking dohfeast ..............guide

seriously can you not go back and edit your posts for spelling mistakes ?

"There were clits, clits, not to be ignored at all, really, they are a fundamental part of lovemaking, whether hetero- or lesbo- and don't just twist my tits, in the store, in the store"

"There were fanjos, fanjos, strumming on their banjos, in the store, in the store"

my eyes are blind , I can not see.....don't you put that clit on me

in the store

"don't you puuuut that thing in me!"

Just us still awake, cremola?
thank you for this evening, I have had fun hangin', and girl, do I hang!

Night, night, sleep tight, don't let the bra-strap bite