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to just want to run naked round this fourm and shout AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGG h whilst wiggling my tits

180 replies

creamola · 30/06/2011 17:02

Most of you are mental ..............in a good way (sly smile)

but why is everyone being so bitchy??

The threads I look t seem to overrun with bitches , shouting the odds when in reality it had nothing to do with you Bear

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PinotsEvilTwin · 30/06/2011 22:11

THANK GOD fooffy is here!

PinotsEvilTwin · 30/06/2011 22:14

Sorry Honey! Where the boobies boing is uncontrollable!

spiderslegs · 30/06/2011 22:15

Peeing in winegalsses, lesbian love & chocolate sauce.

Blimey.

I can't be arsed to read the thread now but it sounds like my kid of night.

spiderslegs · 30/06/2011 22:16

kind (obviously I keep my children out of this kind of thing).

NorksAreMessy · 30/06/2011 22:16

cremola don't gooooooooooooooooo!

They are attacking the Norks.

How can you pee in a wine glass? that is cool accuracy.

SuePurblybilt · 30/06/2011 22:19

Wine glass is easy. wine bottle - tricker.

NorksAreMessy · 30/06/2011 22:19

Hello spiders, pull up a wineglass, lie down on the abbatoir chilly dead place thingy, hoist up your nips, let your norks swing low, let them wobble to and fro, let me tie them in a knot, let me tie them in a bow

SuePurblybilt · 30/06/2011 22:20

rickier. Trickier ffs. Stupid balanced computer won't let me type.

spiderslegs · 30/06/2011 22:20

Let you throw them over your sholder like an old Roman soldier?

SuePurblybilt · 30/06/2011 22:21

ooooo, I know this one

toss them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, let your Norks.Hang.Low.

NorksAreMessy · 30/06/2011 22:22

Continental soldier?

spiderslegs · 30/06/2011 22:22

shoulder

Arse - may be expelled from lesbo guides for typos........

NorksAreMessy · 30/06/2011 22:24

This Norks is hanging low.
Norks needs a squirt of Ice Magic

creamola · 30/06/2011 22:30

@ spiderlegs .....Let you throw them over your shoulder like an old Roman soldier?

In the quatermasters store? !!

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NorksAreMessy · 30/06/2011 22:32

Don't go away, everyone.
No DH, too much wine, hangin' with my Doreenies

NorksAreMessy · 30/06/2011 22:34

cremola
"there were Norks, Norks, who stole the teachers' chalks, in the srore, in the store"
" there were nips, nips, and alligator clips, in the quartermisstress's store"

spiderslegs · 30/06/2011 22:49

There were boobs, boobs & quite flexible tubes in the quatermaster's store

There were twunts, twunts who varnished the punts, in the store, in the store

creamola · 30/06/2011 22:51

i was girl guie Norks .....Scouts honour

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spiderslegs · 30/06/2011 22:52

'With me Doreenies'

Haa haa

creamola · 30/06/2011 22:53

fucking dohfeast ..............guide

seriously can you not go back and edit your posts for spelling mistakes ?

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NorksAreMessy · 30/06/2011 22:57

"There were clits, clits, not to be ignored at all, really, they are a fundamental part of lovemaking, whether hetero- or lesbo- and don't just twist my tits, in the store, in the store"

NorksAreMessy · 30/06/2011 23:01

"There were fanjos, fanjos, strumming on their banjos, in the store, in the store"

creamola · 30/06/2011 23:02

my eyes are blind , I can not see.....don't you put that clit on me

in the store

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NorksAreMessy · 30/06/2011 23:03

"don't you puuuut that thing in me!"

NorksAreMessy · 30/06/2011 23:05

Just us still awake, cremola?
thank you for this evening, I have had fun hangin', and girl, do I hang!

Night, night, sleep tight, don't let the bra-strap bite

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