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to just want to run naked round this fourm and shout AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGG h whilst wiggling my tits

180 replies

creamola · 30/06/2011 17:02

Most of you are mental ..............in a good way (sly smile)

but why is everyone being so bitchy??

The threads I look t seem to overrun with bitches , shouting the odds when in reality it had nothing to do with you Bear

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FoundWanting · 30/06/2011 19:49

I wish posters could still shout "CAT me, you cunt!" Sad

I like a bit of alliteration.

And Blue Nun.

Honeydragon · 30/06/2011 19:52

Would one clarify ones cunt in much the same way as one would butter?

aliceliddell · 30/06/2011 19:53

Have you got your norks out, Found?

aliceliddell · 30/06/2011 19:54

In a thick bottomed pan over a low heat?

SuePurblybilt · 30/06/2011 19:54

Honeydragon - I do not know

Let's ask. Delia or Nigella?

whomovedmychocolate · 30/06/2011 19:55

I would like to suggest the word for the week on Mumsnet next week be: fuckbiscuits because it's so much more satisfying than cunt frankly.

aliceliddell · 30/06/2011 19:55

The last one was for Honeydragon

FoundWanting · 30/06/2011 19:59

Well. Yes. And no. alice

I put a bikini on (as it was hot and sunny and DCs were in the paddly pool). Breasts are confined as long as I sit or stand upright, but any sudden movements or bending and whoosh! they are roaming free. Blush

PinotsEvilTwin · 30/06/2011 20:02

Mine don't whoosh, Found, they boing!

Quite sprightly, my titties are.

AuntieMonica · 30/06/2011 20:03

well, mine are more Nigella than Delia

Adagoo · 30/06/2011 20:04

foundwanting I was in a similar predicament yesterday in my matalan strapless designer frock. The elastic made a worrying noise in the morning. I thought, 'aaah that'll be reet'. It wasn't. I have a baby to lift Blush

aliceliddell · 30/06/2011 20:04

So if I pour you a glass ofdeliciously chilled Blue Nun, then cunningly touch he icy bottle to your back, making you jump and spill old Blue Nun down you, then what?

SuePurblybilt · 30/06/2011 20:04

Mine don't whoosh or Boing. I fear I may have defective bosoms.

Auntie M, a Good Thing I feel, no? Nigella's tits must be nicer than Delias.

aliceliddell · 30/06/2011 20:05

cold, not old

AuntieMonica · 30/06/2011 20:06

fair do's Sue, Nigella's will probably get out more (on TV i mean)

ShirleyKnot · 30/06/2011 20:06

TITZ

FooffyShmoofferschinhair · 30/06/2011 20:09

"like "I love you, ya big soppy cunt", cunts?

or

like "fuck of cunt" , cunts?

A little clarity, if you please"

Is that the new collective Honey ?

A Fuck of Cunts?

Hmm. could catch on Grin

FoundWanting · 30/06/2011 20:10

Piss off with your boingy tits Pinot Envy

Actually, mine don't whoosh so much as flump. Sad

SuePurblybilt · 30/06/2011 20:12

Mine sprawl. Like two puppies lolling in a sack. I, however, am not lolling. Sad

FooffyShmoofferschinhair · 30/06/2011 20:12

for the record mine are "dangly" as described by DS recently Sad

FoundWanting · 30/06/2011 20:13

Bit depressed now about the state of my bosom.

Anyone fancy a gin?

PinotsEvilTwin · 30/06/2011 20:16

roffle roffle at sprawl and dangly Grin

By fuck do mine boing. They sigh at best.

SuePurblybilt · 30/06/2011 20:16

Lets have gin and supportive underwear for everyone!

Honeydragon · 30/06/2011 20:17

bloody pedants

aliceliddell · 30/06/2011 20:20

Found, NOOOoooo....!I already opened the Blue Nun! how many more times? You're already drenched in it after I made you jump. Do try to keep up.

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