to just want to run naked round this fourm and shout AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGG h whilst wiggling my tits

[creamola]

Most of you are mental ..............in a good way (sly smile)

but why is everyone being so bitchy??

The threads I look t seem to overrun with bitches , shouting the odds when in reality it had nothing to do with you

I wish posters could still shout "CAT me, you cunt!"

I like a bit of alliteration.

And Blue Nun.

Would one clarify ones cunt in much the same way as one would butter?

Have you got your norks out, Found?

In a thick bottomed pan over a low heat?

Honeydragon - I do not know

Let's ask. Delia or Nigella?

I would like to suggest the word for the week on Mumsnet next week be: fuckbiscuits because it's so much more satisfying than cunt frankly.

The last one was for Honeydragon

Well. Yes. And no. alice

I put a bikini on (as it was hot and sunny and DCs were in the paddly pool). Breasts are confined as long as I sit or stand upright, but any sudden movements or bending and whoosh! they are roaming free.

Mine don't whoosh, Found, they boing!

Quite sprightly, my titties are.

well, mine are more Nigella than Delia

foundwanting I was in a similar predicament yesterday in my matalan strapless designer frock. The elastic made a worrying noise in the morning. I thought, 'aaah that'll be reet'. It wasn't. I have a baby to lift

So if I pour you a glass ofdeliciously chilled Blue Nun, then cunningly touch he icy bottle to your back, making you jump and spill old Blue Nun down you, then what?

Mine don't whoosh or Boing. I fear I may have defective bosoms.

Auntie M, a Good Thing I feel, no? Nigella's tits must be nicer than Delias.

cold, not old

fair do's Sue, Nigella's will probably get out more (on TV i mean)

TITZ

"like "I love you, ya big soppy cunt", cunts?

or

like "fuck of cunt" , cunts?

A little clarity, if you please"

Is that the new collective Honey ?

A Fuck of Cunts?

Hmm. could catch on

Piss off with your boingy tits Pinot

Actually, mine don't whoosh so much as flump.

Mine sprawl. Like two puppies lolling in a sack. I, however, am not lolling.

for the record mine are "dangly" as described by DS recently

Bit depressed now about the state of my bosom.

Anyone fancy a gin?

roffle roffle at sprawl and dangly

By fuck do mine boing. They sigh at best.

Lets have gin and supportive underwear for everyone!

bloody pedants

Found, NOOOoooo....!I already opened the Blue Nun! how many more times? You're already drenched in it after I made you jump. Do try to keep up.