to just want to run naked round this fourm and shout AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGG h whilst wiggling my tits

[creamola]

Most of you are mental ..............in a good way (sly smile)

but why is everyone being so bitchy??

The threads I look t seem to overrun with bitches , shouting the odds when in reality it had nothing to do with you

boinged me right in the eye then pinot

I thought mine were still out there & perky.

Until my son knelt on one today.

Bastard.

wants to make someone's norks really cold, then apply the ice magic stuff and make a set of removable chocolate boobs.

eh

Right, clear this up for me.

I thought the number - 34/42/38 was the measurement around your ribcage. Sort of under the bosomage. So if you were skinny with massive norks you'd be a 32K and if you were more well-covered with massive norks you'd be a 42K.

It's just creamola saying she was 42F but not fat (f before J btw ducks so no triumph sadly ) - you must be quite broad around the ribs then creamola? Or have I got it wrong ?

Nothing wrong with any of the above, before the tit police flame me. Am just curious.

What are you planning to do to me whip.... I am shivering and a bit scared.

Be kind to your Norks, they stop you from falling over backwards; ballast, you know.

Feckit, is Ice Magix illegal? i was waxing lyrical to DD about its cripy beauty only this week.

Is Inspector of the tit police. Now who's been a naughty girl?

sue - you are correct about measuring the ribcage so a 42 inch ribcage on a slender woman does seem like a large chest cavity

how is the stuff you put on icecream illegal???

I love that 'goes hard at first contact with cold stuff' stuff...

It came in chocolate, orangey chocolate and minty chocolate .

Please tell me it's not illegal

whip

Norks trembling in a corner
Norks do NOT like whips

(buttocks disagree)

Whips as tit police . I'm more of an undercover tit specialist

the tit CIA if you will?

mmm. I was thinking more CSI Norks.

Ice Magic Porn. I am sure I saw some in Iceland or similar a few years ago. IM that is, not porn.

the other brands are not as good, they don't harden immediately

CSI Norks looks down microscope whilst the room goes into slow motion.

can CSI stand for Can't Stand Icecream? It makes my mouth hurt

csi norks - wow. just imagine Griss taking a long slow look at your norks

CSI always makes me think of fanjos, tis the scream-y music, the wail in won't get fooled again - just like the bodyform ad in my mind. So it was but a small leap to norks.

I am trembly and shivery at Grissom inspecting the girls.
Brrrrrrrrroooooohhhhhyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh.

cremola I do aplogise, we seem to have been messing about with your lovely thread.
Do come and put Norks back into their Doreen.

It wouldn't be Grissom - it would be Horatio. He would slowly peel off his sunglasses, raise one eyebrow, crouch down with his head tilted to one side as he assesses the state of your norks. Then he would say something reassuring like "We'll get some underwire to fix these, and that's a promise", stand up, put his sunglasses back on. Cue heel turn and sunset.

OK, the Norks are on a slab in the abbatoir dead norks place thingy.

Bad news, dead NOrks
Good news, nips look FAB

at Gilbonzo. He so would. Or 'I'm not losing another one to bad fittings. I had a brother once......'

don't want grissom or haratio, can't I have the competant blonde swishy woman and her amazing accent 'Hoar-ay-shee-oh
I want her to see my norks close up, and maybe her hair can swish against them a bit...