to just want to run naked round this fourm and shout AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGG h whilst wiggling my tits

[creamola]

Most of you are mental ..............in a good way (sly smile)

but why is everyone being so bitchy??

The threads I look t seem to overrun with bitches , shouting the odds when in reality it had nothing to do with you

at Norks. You girls are making me larf.

trouble with norks on slabbage is that my nips would be sheltering in my armpits. So less than fab. I'd have to fashion a string bikini out of toe tags.

sue it is so chilly in that abbatoir cold slab thingy, that the nips would stand so far to attention that the Norks would rise also.

norks expert, me

you could always use thin string tied to ceiling around nipps to hoik them up

Wow. Norks entirely made up of erectile tissue. Shame I'll be dead, I'd have been fabulously perky.

I have a good friend who has a thing about my boobs. She is also a mumsnetter but hopefully doesn't know my name nor I hers. However if she is reading this then she also knows that I love her legs. They are lovely and slender. Unlike my treetrunks. However my norkage is of the marvellously large variety.

mine are little boingers.

cremola please come back and rescue me, I am getting a bit scared

leans forwards and boings the boingers against pinots boingers like an office swinging ball toy

Treat do the Ice Magic cracking stuff now. WTFFFFFF are you going on about it being illegal????

Whip me? Are you confusing ice cream toppings and class A drugs again? You know that gets messy.

fuck's sake .............if you all wanted a love in you should have texted each other

Do you loiter to find threads you can jump in on and bum each other up

Snorting hundreds and thousands with a flake? So messy.

I did like the mint one though.....

It's not illegal is it?

Creamola......grab a chair, pop a flake in your cleavage and unwind please

bring back ice magic.

creamolaThu 30-Jun-11 20:28:58

fuxk sake alice , seeker, pinot and Sue .......was there a lesbian love in I was not invited to ?

she's a bit pouty and left out, bless

What just me Indiana, on my own?

Honeydragon, are you the original do not google dragon?

Creamy, me old mucker (see how I forgive the bully comments?). What the jeff do you think Mumsnet is for?

(that was the other one)

I'm not Nevergoogle, I'm just me, if that's what you mean?

Ow!!!!!

That was me Pinot!

O fucking K!

What?