to just want to run naked round this fourm and shout AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGG h whilst wiggling my tits

[creamola]

Most of you are mental ..............in a good way (sly smile)

but why is everyone being so bitchy??

The threads I look t seem to overrun with bitches , shouting the odds when in reality it had nothing to do with you

I've taken to the vests in M&S that have the bra sling built in. I like. Saves my knees getting chafed

Haha Honey I read that as

"chucks, missing fat foofy"

Never a truer word < shakes head ruefully >

bloody hell alice, how many bottles of the stuff do you have? is it not gone already?

I wear those over a bra for energetic jumping Pinot. That's my new keep-fit regime.

Pinot I swear I am wearing one right now .

A boob shelf.

Enough Sue, always enough.

Yep, do they make your boobs merge into one oblong shaped boob? Or is that just me?! They are ridiculoso comfy though

Do you wear those with or sans brassiere? And if without what size are the deposited norks?

The Curse of the Mono-Boob. So sad.

Let's have the BN and the gin as a mixer then.

YABU as I beat you to it last night!! Though I was wearing tassels, very very nice tassels as was commented upon...

fuxk sake alice , seeker, pinot and Sue .......was there a lesbian love in I was not invited to ?

Well now, in daytime I wear avec bra. I need the help (am G). Evenings when I can look squidgier without frightening the postman, I go sans bra and have enough support but the mono-boobage as Sue described.

Flollops 38Js onto thread.

I spent 30 frikkin quid on a Royce bra at the advice of MN and now I have a giant monoboob which still bounces and hurts like fuckery.

And I've never called anyone a cunt on here.

Gilbonzo. 38J. I am impressed.

Trip to M&S after school run methinks.....

You shouldn't be Sue, they're a mess of stretchmarks and blubber that just happen to concertina up into a vaguely boob-like shape when stuffed into a bra. It's not pretty!

Ah now Gilbonza, I'm sure that's not true. I bet they are lovely mounds of beauty, spilling over your posh new bra in Mills and Boon style-ee.

Honey - M&S sale on. But I did not see the magic vests.

Well, they do spill over.....

....my lovely new sandals

Is it wrong that it just took me three attempts to spell sandals?

Gilby you do make me larf

I m 42 F ...........does that trumiph your 38 J's

(and i'm not fat )

34 E here.

And quite possible, for the first time, feeling rather flat-chested.

Someone stop me from buying a top with a racer back!

Pick me! Pick me!

OK, the time has come for NORKS to come out and play.

Spaghetti strap vests

Racer backs

One-shoulder dresses

Champagne