Thickos, Dallas and Cardigans for Absy

[Hullygully]

So let us muse upon a cardigan and dwell in Elysian fields of SouthFork where the lips do tremble and the mad roam free.

And fear not the Thicko.

Might be.

What was the thread on which you got deleted, Pag? I did read red it but appear to have buried so deeply in my brain drowned it in red wine that I cannot remember what it was about. I do know that it sank me to the depths of the wine bottle despair.

Olly went on a man date that was jolly funny. But didn't cut his hair. Then it ended really oddly and abruptly.

I feel I'm missing something by not watching Made in Chelsea. It sounds interesting

I feel, that this thread is becoming my of my faves EVER. It has my name on it, talk of Dallas and cosmetics, hot men and random sleb gossip. It doesn't get better than that

Abs and Paggy you need to come over to the non-fem thread..

Tbh it is hard to say pol. Lots of dredged up angst, old wounds and accusations. Buried is good really.

I hate threads that make you question posters because it starts to make you feel foolish for trusting anyone. And someone always says you should not engage on any kind of a personal level be use it may not be real - but if we don't engage then what is the point. I might as well talk to myself.

Not me?

no no no Paggy.

I don't see it that way at all.

Anyway come over to the thread with the SEXUAL sexual sexual man on it.

Come on Pinot - fun for all!

Will do. Reminds me of STUPID conversation this weekend with a friend when he saw me reading the Caitlin Moran book
"you're reading a Feminist book!? You do know Feminists hate men right, RIGHT?"

stupid friend "well, it's just that they don't recognise how much men have done to help the Feminist cause. The men should get more credit"

I thought of you guys when this was going on ...

Paggy, we all know who we are here, dont we? We is all frenz.

But where are we going?

I'm going to the fridge to make some Pimms.

What was that row about pag and pol?

It was on the thread. The doozer one. The one where I hid behind Paggy and we stood in the bemused corner. That one.

Pag pol? Sounds like a despot.

I like Ricky gervais bum fluff man.

Yes. We hid in the corner with beer. Just for the shock you understand..

You had beer ?

I had only Robinsons Orange Squash.

You missed it Getorf? I only got the tailend. Twas truly bizarre. Black was white, white was green, Hully was hitting people with her love baton again.

It was a scooby doo thread.

Yes but what HAPPENED? Is the thread still there?

This is like when I missed all the modlie craziness one christmas because I had the effrontery to SPEND TIME WITH MY FAMILY bastards and came back and asked everyone what the hell had happened and everyone was annoyingly vague.

I'll inbox you what I know pet

You see, every time I try to leave MN, it's the fear of missing one of these awesome kerfuffles that always drags me back. PAH

nononononononononononooooooooooooooo!

GetOrf -it's not good chicken. Not good at all.

I now don't think I read the thread at all - was getting confused with the one about the mother getting attacked whilst collecting her children from school. Where hester made the wonderful observation that Mn is, in fact, Schloss Judgestein, "where the world's champion judgers get together to pass judgement on other mums." Marvellous. But no Pagwatch deletion.

That's why I've PM'd not put on thread.