Thickos, Dallas and Cardigans for Absy

[Hullygully]

So let us muse upon a cardigan and dwell in Elysian fields of SouthFork where the lips do tremble and the mad roam free.

And fear not the Thicko.

I had an enforced break last week Abs (hospital) and came back to PMs of it. Gotta laugh

I was off for a week

No one noticed

Bastards.

I noticed Abs. I always notice when one of my frenz is gorn and I feel a bit sad in my heart.

Right. I'm here. Can't be arsed to read it all, but I've skimmed it, and as quiches go it'll do for me. Lots of lovely types on here.

I agree that no-one aged 8 should be fancying JR. That is just wrong. It was Bobby all the way. Had a Pammy girl-crush myself. Agree about Swellin'. she has a bit of a scuzzy thing going on.

Does anyone want to see my new t-bar sandals? I'll see if I can find them for you.

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here But I didn't pay that much for them, mine were in the sale. I love them - truly. so comfortable. Getorf you hold your tongue now young lady, and just remember how old I am. Needs must, and all that. DS's girlfriend said they weren't grannyish she lied to be nice.

Link doesn't work, Fellatio....

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Awww - isn't your DS's girlfriend nice?

{grin]

What are you insinuating poledra? Look, I have a wide foot. Do not mock the afflicted.

Actually, I rather like them - when you said granny shoes, I was imagining something like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.cbsnews.com/i/tim//2010/07/27/es_shoes_727_copy_480x360.jpg&imgrefurl=www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/%3Fid%3D6717269n&h=360&w=480&sz=55&tbnid=oNXEyZHyEb_lUM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=129&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dgranny%2Bsandals%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=granny+sandals&usg=__jhIgPE7V7IsX_1WSRAL-nc6hOEI=&sa=X&ei=UqcLToGWJNCOswbL6aizDg&ved=0CCcQ9QEwAg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this

They are on my Christmas list. Why do old ladies shoes always have to be in beige and feature punched holes? One of life's mysteries.

and coats. beige coats.

Althjo, I think I know, I already only wear what I think will "do," so by the time I'm well-aged I guess I'll be in any old mac and sandals too. Practically there already.

Thanks for noticing Hulzzzz

Welcome Fellatio!

Man, this is turning into the Best. Thread. Ever*

*apart from the Thickos one. That's still my fave

My nana has to wear those shoes that are called something like "padders" or "woofers" or something. They are revolting, but she's got one big enormo foot, and one normal foot.

PrincessFiorimonde has feet like that and she's only 62. Pore ol her.

Right. I absolutely cannot piss about on MN again all day. I shall have to sack myself soon.

Aw pore ole my nana as well. She's had bag legs and gammy feet for years

I was thinking the other day that Nana has always seemed old to me - even when I was dead little, and it's weird really, because when I was 4 she was only 50.

Fellatio. Oh Fellatio. I loves you, I do. But oh no I daren't say what I think about those shoes yes they are lovely . I am wide of hoof, too. Fitflops all the way in this house. Love 'em.

Strangely wide feet don't give you more balance. You'd think they would. Meh.

Shirls does your Nanna really have a gigantic foot? Have you touched it?

No me either - I've got LOTS of work to do.

I wouldn't touch Nana's foot you bloody pervatron.

My work is staring at me reproachfully but I have nothing but distaste for it

pervatron I bet it would be hotter than the other. Thats my thinking and I'm sticking to it.

I have no work just childcare and housework. Meh.

Yes, Fellatio. Those are "interesting" shoes

tries best to be diplomatic