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Thickos, Dallas and Cardigans for Absy

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Hullygully · 29/06/2011 12:21

So let us muse upon a cardigan and dwell in Elysian fields of SouthFork where the lips do tremble and the mad roam free.

And fear not the Thicko.

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AbsDuCroissant · 29/06/2011 15:17

I think the reason my sockpuppet mention wasn't deleted is cos Justine's ringing up Space NK as we speak, trying to get a deal on the new MN cosmetics range.

I EXPECT 50% OF PROFITS

Hullygully · 29/06/2011 15:18

Does everything have to start with B now? Have I missed something? Am I now officially the Thicko?

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PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 15:18

Hully do not watch Strictly?

Oh god, do you have a social life on saturday nights?

PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 15:19

Abs - 51%!

ShirleyKnot · 29/06/2011 15:19

What is Anton Du Berk's persona?

He reminds me of someone and it drives me mad

ShirleyKnot · 29/06/2011 15:20

HAHA! Hully. The thicko has become the thickee (Thicket?)

Hullygully · 29/06/2011 15:20

Is it on dear Mr Baird's machine?

No then. Sat nights I go out on the piss read improving tracts

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Pagwatch · 29/06/2011 15:20

I don't watch strictly.

Mn is becoming unfathomable. Than god for beauty products or I wouldn't have a clue

AbsDuCroissant · 29/06/2011 15:21

I am now so confused.

What's all this B talk? Who? what?

I think it's safe to say, there's more than one thicko on this thread.

PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 15:21

He's "Mr Entertainment" all loud and talkytalky when he should he sshhyshhy.

Bruce Forsyths mini-me.

Brcu and Claudia were great. Tess = beeeaaatch.

Hullygully · 29/06/2011 15:21

No wonder I am a drunken buffoon. I have no other skills to offer mn.

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ShirleyKnot · 29/06/2011 15:22

I don't want Strictly either - I'm not sure how I know about Anton and Berendan. Some kind of perverted OSMOSIS I expect.

PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 15:22

Hang about, Hully do you not own a teeeveee?

PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 15:23

The B talk is I was guessing which SCD-er sat at Kungfu's table. His name starts with B.

Hullygully · 29/06/2011 15:23

I do. But i only watch one prog at a time. I need a new one now MiC has finished.

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Hullygully · 29/06/2011 15:24

You've had them, Shirl, aintcha?

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ShirleyKnot · 29/06/2011 15:25
PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 15:26

Whats MiC?

Hullygully · 29/06/2011 15:27

A threesome in their tight lycra dance wear thrusting and gyrating about you till you went all frenzied.

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AbsDuCroissant · 29/06/2011 15:27

I got deleted once as well for calling someone a bully. was not happy as I was right

ShirleyKnot · 29/06/2011 15:28

Missing In Cromer?

Hullygully · 29/06/2011 15:28

made in chelsea. I loved little Francis, but in the last episode he said his icon was Plastic Dave and all my dreams were as shards of glass upon the floor.

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TandB · 29/06/2011 15:30

I think I might be heading for my second deletion. I just called someone a rude name on another thread.

Blush
Pagwatch · 29/06/2011 15:31

How did mic finish. Did all the boys come out or were there radical haircuts.
Had to be one or t'other.

Pagwatch · 29/06/2011 15:31

Are you on gabbys thread kungfu Grin