Thickos, Dallas and Cardigans for Absy

[Hullygully]

So let us muse upon a cardigan and dwell in Elysian fields of SouthFork where the lips do tremble and the mad roam free.

And fear not the Thicko.

What began with a B?

Bottom
Bosom
Bestiality
Buggary
Bristols

What a lot of sexwords begin with B

Pag - I wouldn't take your deleting personally. I think MNHQ were getting a bit trigger-happy on that thread. I seem to remember seeing a post by BoF saying something like "What's going on here then?" and the next thing I knew it had been deleted.

ooh kungfu. Did he get to the final stages or was he more a filler than killer?

The person that Pinot asked me the name of began with a B.

Is that even real grammar?

I don't actually watch it but everyone else told me who he was. I think he was one of the professionals. Is that how it works?

That's what I've been told Pinot.

Long dull story, but it's about how I ended up here. Kind of. Weirdo that I am, I used to hang around the Alphamummy site on the Times, cos Caitlin wrote all the funny posts and I was bored at work. Then there was a big hoo ha, some regulars debunked to MN and MP revealed her true Id on a flouncers thread

I should probably start getting out more

Bill Turnbull?

Ahem ... thicko speaking... sorry to interrupt but I think the idea of MN make-up is beyond great - I don't usually wear make up but if there was MN make-up I would wear it just coz it would make me laugh first thing in the morning :)
Sorry - interruption over

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Brian Fortuna? The american with quiffy hair?

Brendan Cole? Wanky New Zealander?

I do not understand the last 6 posts.

Pinot - I wear Chanel blusher (and everything else actually) cos it smells like roses.

Yes. That one.

Abs I love info like that. Thanks.

Kungfu

I wasn't offended. Faintly impressed. Had a vision of someone in mnhq sweating buckets, smoking like Elsie tanner on a night out and leaning over a big red button while Justine shouted DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!!!!!

It was awesome

I wear cement

That Brendan is a bit of a nobber. He shagged Natasha Kaplinsky. Say no more, just follow the smell of Silvikrin.

Shirls you are posh. Like.

I didn't understand it. I think it was better that way. There seemed to be several feuds and crossover feuds all at once.

I've only been deleted once and it was for something completely rubbish. I called someone a bigot and it disappeared pretty quickly.

I could have called them much worse than that if I had known it was going to disappear anyway!

Don't tell GetOrf but I'm quite liking Benetint actually. That as a wash then bronzer on my temples. Yeah.

That Brendan one is almost as bad as that Antopn Du Berk. That Anton Du Berk is just...outstandingly bad. Like. I cannot believe that he actually exists.

(Pinot - I really like that Benetint stuff as well)

Who ARE these people? Are they real?

It definitely wasn't Natasha Kaplinsky he was with. Even I would probably have recognised her.

People kept asking for his autograph over lunch and he couldn't get enough of it. I refrained from making vomiting noises into my soup.

I fear I may have been fawning over him too. Sap that I am.

I met Anton @ the show and he was lovely - not as annoying as his persona. But his chin though...

Shirley - I wish he hadn't existed. Lunch would have been a better place. And our friends wouldn't have had to sit on another table.