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[LoopyLoopsBettyBoops]

It is AIBU, after all.

No seriously, show me some love.

Yes, I am drunk, for the first time since becoming pregnant, so many months ago. Humour me.

Also 'D' P has discovered that he can torture me by leaving the telly with 'legally blonde' on it. He has decided it's the worst film ever, but is amusing because it has reduced me to random gibbering and threats of violence.

I'm a bit of a twat because I did write a terrible post about Myleene Klass looking like a ladyboy which was deleted practically on the spot with no email warning or nuffink.

It was frighteningly sudden compared to the disablist posts that many other people have seen and complained about and which stand for ages but I thought that the prompt intervention by HQ was very "telling".

That knittedbreast poster by the way is great! Her lovely three YO DS is walking 5K soon www.justgiving.com/AlexDando and it is really easy to donate.

Actually one of my favourite films. And 2. Is it on now? Can I get DH to turn his cartoons off?

I won't butter your biscuits, I'd probably butter your crumpets at a push.

I like legally blonde.

Stay away from my crumpets!

Ta trin! Please to keep feeding me until I pass out?

More ssssssssssses please

No you don't.

Im not your puppet!

oh?

Seriously, surely not???

It is awful in SO MANY WAYS.

It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

I have not been watching Legally Blonde here, oh no.

Crossssssshairs Much better

like (ssssssssssssssssssssssses and LB)

Oh god it made me want to kill people. Really.

I am so much fun and just sooooooo bubbly and shit. Honestly.

I felt the same about "how to lose a guy in 10 days.." and i ended up really enjoying it the other night

What about snaps? Let's do snaps. you must love snaps...

Snap, snap, Snappi das kleine krokodil?

Is that what you mean?

Or snappysnaps?

Bend and snap?

I can't load it, is it something like the "ahhbra"?

Im not a fan of 2.

here's an explanation