Let's bitch about other Mumsnetters

[LoopyLoopsBettyBoops]

It is AIBU, after all.

No seriously, show me some love.

Yes, I am drunk, for the first time since becoming pregnant, so many months ago. Humour me.

how, exactly?

Nooo Thrusty, I'll miss you.

(night) xx

another one

This is how to get a job GENIUS cover letter.

I posted threads with both of these on earlier and got, ooo about 2 replies. If I'd started a thread with a more feisty title it would all have been different...

FFS! NO WOMAN HAVE YOU NO SELF RESPECT?

(er, that was to crossssssssssssssshair)

Sorry hun.

Yes you can swanker well done dear :)

Are you trying to kill the thread? Thrusty wanted kisses, she got kisses. No need for your huns and shit.

Well butter my biscuit.

Not sure you're sssssssssssssy enough.

And who butters biscuits for crying out loud?

Is that your CV, haggy?

notice meeeeee

Does someone on here know the woman at the receiving end of the al fresco oral? Or is it just a random snap?

You think you're going to get attention with your crusty cheesy crumbs? Hmmmm?

Well, my intent skills are the shit

No idea binful, DH wanted to know the same.

buttered digestives with mature cheddar or danish blue are loooooooverly

intent?

Ooooh, less of your mouldy blue stuff, but I get your digestive cheddar combo point.

Oh fuck off I has been drinking innit.

Cheesy crumbs and oral, FFS what have I missed

'sOK.

Gonorreah.