wanting WOMEN TO S-T-R-E-T-C-H the petrol pump OVER THE CAT

[TheStallionOfSensibleness]

for gods sake. stop hovering by a LONG q by the pumps with the nozles on teh right. they are LONG oyu nobos

then move back IN a bit to position yourself.

"Did you take the cat back home or take it with you to where you were going?"

Of course the cat came with, silly....

Blokes don't do asking for directions, so he had to rely on Cat Nav..

My position is fine but my filler cap is at the front. Maybe I ought to reverse in and then my cap would be the correct size and I could impress all the nobos with my reversing skills in a big fuck off van.

once you have got your position right, the filling is a doddle.

pmsl at cat nav

And does it matter if it takes a minute longer to queue, enjoy it. Everyone is always in such a rush.

I tell you what really annoys me. If I'm waiting and the back pump is free so I use that, can't move to the front one as there's someone there. Then the front person drives off and I'm filling but some big nobbo manages to jam his xr2 through the gap and goes in front cos he can't be arsed to wait for me. But then I have to bloody wait for him. Last twat that did that I couldn't get past but did manage to wedge my van against his front bumper in a valiant attempt so he had to reverse back. He was asking me why I couldn't just have waited.......yeah right back at you tosser.

mine lurks around and if we drive past him, whistle, he hops OUT of the bushes, hops straight into the car and rides home
it FREAKS out pedestrians

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7092301.stm

liek this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZtWIy_CfWE
perhaps because we are afraid of looking like this and ending up on you tube

i LOVE that clip! i laughed out loud at it

Her msitake was not putting her rear end FORWARD enough

yanbu
but have seen blokes waiting in q as well... nobbos

haha still lolling at clip

Funny clip!

some women don't do petrol stations , they make their husbands get petrol

LET US NOT SPEAK OF THAT ggirl
and its not becuase they cant remember - they just find it dull. like maths and driving on motorways

pmsl at the stowaway cat -is this the very same cat that used to visit the school by any chance?

No danger of not knowing our cat is in the car -she yowls like a thing possessed when in the car. The record was 1.5hrs when we moved house

yes

currently has 3 secondary and 3 primary schools under feline belt

The clip just prooves all hoses stretch enough doesn't it

ggirl -I always try and engineer it so DP has to do it but thats because I hate the smell of petrol/diesel and I'm lazy

I do it if I have to though (and I will stretch over or around the car if needed)

ah but they are GERMAN hoses.
notoriously shorter