Is it legal to slap Davina McCall?

[NorksAreMessy]

because I think I want to, and I am a really chilled out person.
It is the 'wrinkle reader' that has turned me from peacenik to happy slapper.

Why is she doing this to people?? Wrinkles are a sign of a life lived, not a sin. Can I slap her?

she is so fucking annoying

Not a jury in the world would convict you!

Agreed. But can I slap her?
Can happily boycott all her products, but how can I say 'Oi, McCall, NO!'

Please go for it.
Slap her again for using the r word last year, thanks

Sadly it is frowned upon, along with cooking and eating chuggers, but there are millions who share your pain. In fact, every BB time, a familiar yell in our home was "fuck of Davina, you patronising cow".

Thanks for coming with me, amis
You are sneaky, too, what do you suggest?

might be best to gag her, slapping her would only shut her up for a few seconds

Soery, glitter you lost me, elucidate, would you, please?

Why dont you like her? I think shes lovely.

So I can slap her

Lovely how, kat?

Please let me see the light, so I can stop being the sort of person who wants to slap a sleb.

In May 2010 Davina stated that she doesn't "walk like a r***"
(offensive term used to describe someone with learning disabilities)

Oh, Im shocked at that.

So am I. Sad really, I approve of the work she did to normalise natural childbirth, promote homebirth etc.

Feel really let down by it.

Davina McCall is a gurning mass of trivial gobshiteness.
I can't abide the sight of her and why exactly does she appear on our TV screens???

I think you should make her use Garnier whatever it is (instead of the very expensive stuff she probably uses)for a few weeks, then read a few of her wrinkles for her, Norks.

That'll hit her where it hurts!

Is there a little crappy laminated chart for botox, d'ya think?
Grrr.

Norks MUST stop getting cross at the adverts

That Garnier dye is the best one Ive ever used and my hairdresser always comments on it. So, I do think she does use it. And shes done alot to promote natural childbirth and bfing. I really like her.

It is absolutely NOT within the remit of the laws of this Fair Isle to slap Davinia McCall.

I know this as in my professional capacity as a social worker, police officer, abject liar, chicken-sexer, solicitor, tory politician and jewel thief.

It isn't one rule for her and one for Myleene Klass. Believe me, I know.

Ooh, The Klass!!!
Can I slap her, too, on a BOGOFF deal?

Good idea'ZX'

Now you are entering the realms of fantasy and should join us on the Peter Andre thread in Chat which has gone a bit off kilter but definitely worth a read

I'm left entirely unmoved by Davina McCall but Keeley Hawes......I won't be happy until her head's on a spike by Tower Bridge.

Perhaps that's a bit harsh.....

I agree with Marleen and Keely but, davinia, no!! Maybe that friend of Philip schofield, she just irks me and, I don't even know her name!

Keeley Hawes is lovely though polly.

I knew her a bit when she was very young... actually so was I ...long time ago

I've met Davinia twice socially and, she was lovely on both occasions