Is it legal to slap Davina McCall?

[NorksAreMessy]

because I think I want to, and I am a really chilled out person.
It is the 'wrinkle reader' that has turned me from peacenik to happy slapper.

Why is she doing this to people?? Wrinkles are a sign of a life lived, not a sin. Can I slap her?

Oh god I loathe the woman. It's that same old, overacted schtik, faux teenspeak, blithering, gurning irrelevance she spouts.

That sentance doesn't actually make sense, such is my hatred for her. I am rendered incoherant.

Oh please do, woman gets on my last fucking nerve.

Get in the queue.

I'm sure Davina is lovely IRL, but ohGodPLEAAAASE can she work on her stage persona because it makes me want to defenestrate the tellybox.

OP YABU and racist to boot

Racist??

racist

I used to like Davina in an annoying-little-sister sort of way (her, not me) but now her skin has gorn all flat all of a sudden, she's on my shitlist

Racist? Racist? Racist?

archie are you shitting us?

Is there a single thread left on MN which hasn't got some nobber shouting about racism on??????

FFS

Oh sorry, I thought that was what you were supposed to say when you disagree with someone here but can't explain why you think the other person's opinion is wrong.
I shall have to learn when to use it appropriately I guess.

catinboots Sat 18-Jun-11 10:20:42
Racist? Racist? Racist?
archie are you shitting us?
Is there a single thread left on MN which hasn't got some nobber shouting about racism on??????
FFS

Well, catinboots, I agree, they are very few and far between. When I was young I didn't see any difference between people, but nowadays there is an awful lot of shouting "racist" by people who being too painfully aware of the differences between themselves and "the other" have created a sickness in society. And they are almost always white people who say this. Imho it appears to me that the loudest shouters are usually the most racist and intolerant/bigoted/stupid/small-minded. Interestingly the very same epithets they hurl at others.
Ah well - back to work now.

Good call, archie

I realised how much I loathe Davina last Children in Need night, when she managed to make both Claudia Winkleman and Fearne Cotton look like consummate professionals.

i LOVE winkleman do not dis teh winkle.

davina needed a slap on the biggest loser with her 'hello fatties watch me change from one size 8 dress to the next just because i CAN!'

my kids all call each other 'racist' incessantly

they really give it some: eg "rrrrrrrrAAAcist"

Just seen the advert which led to this thread. She should not be slapped. She should be drowned in a vat of Garnier.

I like davina and claudia. Do not take to myleene though

I like Claudia too. Her hair is another story though.

How is the OP a stinking Racialist again? I know there is an explanation but it has only confused me more...

Haven't seen the advert in question but I'm happy to hold her down whilst people slap her. She's just so goddam SMUG about everything. Many many years ago, the highlight of my evenings when living in Germany was watching Ray Cokes Most Wanted followed by some show Davina presented with a guy called Pedro or something. Back in those days I suspect she was still ripped to the tits on drugs but she was so much less irritating...

Myleene Klass, I'd do time for her. Well, maybe community service.

Pretty sure you can't slap her but there must be a way to persuade her to retreat back to a drug induced haze somewhere once she gets off her "look at me" sanctimonious perch

I got that Garnier thing in the post today, it was free afterall and I have to say, the wrinkles are huge.

I think I must score about a -5.

I remember thinking she was the coolest thing ever on MTV's most wanted with Ray Cokes in the early 90's. I wanted to win that fecking mini disk player.

YANBU and while you're at it could do the same to Cat Deeley, god her fake laugh and being down with it just drives me nuts.

I don't know what it is about Davina, but i can't bear her and turn off any thing she appears in.

Mylene Klass is soooo annoying. Does she ever shut up about herself or quit incessantly promoting herself?

Perhaps she, Pippa Middleton and Davina could all consider relocating somewhere like LA or maybe Kazakhstan? Although to be fair, it's the Daily Fail that seems obsessed with Pippa, not her seeking publicity.