Is it legal to slap Davina McCall?

[NorksAreMessy]

because I think I want to, and I am a really chilled out person.
It is the 'wrinkle reader' that has turned me from peacenik to happy slapper.

Why is she doing this to people?? Wrinkles are a sign of a life lived, not a sin. Can I slap her?

I love Keely Hawes!
I don't mind Mylene either - don't like the styling of all of her baby clothes but at least they're not all sodding pink.

Davina could fall off a cliff and I wouldn't mind really.

I saw her once in real life being a VERY EFFECTIVE PARENT to her kids. you know, EXPLAINING stuff loudly. Apparently she doesn't let them watch TV either. (!)

And the Vordeman. At least she doesn't pop up in ads endlessly, but apparently she is rear of the year.
And on that point, I think we need a whole thread. Basically WHY!?!?!

i see Davina during school pickups and she's surprisingly down to earth. Can't stand her on stage persona though.

Also, how does the face cream get through 700000 layers of foundation?

If not Dvina, is it legal to slap La Cole when she says 'rock it'?