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Original poster

ANYONE WHO CLAIMS ANY BENEFIT EVER FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER IS A CUNT

400 replies

Hullygully · 15/06/2011 15:36

Just so we're clear.

If we can all just agree on that, perhaps there would be no need for all these poor concerned posters to keep fretting about it.

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BearBehavingBadly · 15/06/2011 16:48

Brain, Unfortunately Nuzzle & Scratch are asylum seekers from Peru with indefinite leave to remain. (Dissed Paddington, so had to leave as in fear of their lives)

They automatically get 25 goats, 15 guinea pigs & a partridge in pear tree.

And Skyplus in all 16 bedrooms. Bah the shirkers

MumGoneCrazy · 15/06/2011 16:48

I needed more room the DC couldn't all fit on the goat and it kept breaking down

Peachy · 15/06/2011 16:49

They take asylum seekers goats off really disabled pensioners who fought in the war dontcha know.

Empusa · 15/06/2011 16:51

"They automatically get 25 goats, 15 guinea pigs & a partridge in pear tree."

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Hullygully · 15/06/2011 16:52

Yeah Peachy, and they kick them damn sponging pensioner bastards as they leave. Quite right.

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MumsieNonna · 15/06/2011 16:53

Years ago, when I was rich I was told I was a right 'cunt' to pay all those taxes. Now that I'm quite poor I'm still a cunt but I have to say I am very grateful being a cunt!

ilovesprouts · 15/06/2011 16:55

wtf Hmm

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Hullygully · 15/06/2011 16:58

wtf wtf?

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Empusa · 15/06/2011 17:00

wtff?

BearBehavingBadly · 15/06/2011 17:01

Lazy feckless goats, couldn't even be bothered to bring the washing in, its chucking it down.

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Hullygully · 15/06/2011 17:01

wtffff wt

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Original poster
Hullygully · 15/06/2011 17:01

BBB - they didn't eat it? Fuckers.

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RunAwayWife · 15/06/2011 17:08

I know someone who works in the post office and he says this forrin lot keep claiming goats and sending them to their family back home

LineRunner · 15/06/2011 17:09

Peachy it was all a bit bizarre, I was in a kind of crap tepee commune near Carmarthen many moons ago and a journalist offered us money to roast a goat and we were out of fags and booze and this story is actually true and yes it was humanely killed by the farmer next door who probably would have loved to shoot the whole lot of us to be honest.

Peachy · 15/06/2011 17:11

Ah carmarthen

yes says it all Wink

haven;t been in a teepee near Carmarthen for oooh

almost a fortnight!

eandz · 15/06/2011 17:12

can i just stop paying taxes? it seems more simple to me, and then i can get a talking goat app on itunes.

RunAwayWife · 15/06/2011 17:18

Anyone know how to get marker pen off a goat, bloody kids have drawn all over the bloody thing, I will never be able to give it away now Sad

xstitch · 15/06/2011 17:18

How do you stop the goats eating the washing. My neighbour is losing patience?. Never eats mine, hers must taste better. Maybe the key is cheap washing powder.

ConfessionsOfAnAchingFanjo · 15/06/2011 17:18

I wish the actually wording on my visa card thingy said 'no recourse to public goats'. That would be ace.

Not sure I want recourse to public goats actually Hmm

RunAwayWife · 15/06/2011 17:21

Shock xstitch I know you have a job so you need to give the goat back.

BearSmokingGoat · 15/06/2011 17:23

Nail polish remover. Thats what I would use to get marker pen off my goats. Thats if I had any, bleeding feckers have sniffed it all up & the super glue too......

RunAwayWife · 15/06/2011 17:23
BurningBridges · 15/06/2011 17:24

Has anyone on here mentioned that people on benefits, and their goats, often eat Krave, cos that's the sort of lowlife we're dealing with? Have they?

RunAwayWife · 15/06/2011 17:24

Whats krave??

BurningBridges · 15/06/2011 17:25

Cereal of the Devil.