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Original poster

ANYONE WHO CLAIMS ANY BENEFIT EVER FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER IS A CUNT

400 replies

Hullygully · 15/06/2011 15:36

Just so we're clear.

If we can all just agree on that, perhaps there would be no need for all these poor concerned posters to keep fretting about it.

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MumGoneCrazy · 15/06/2011 16:22

My goat went on Jerry Springer and got rammed off the stage Sad

microfight · 15/06/2011 16:23

haha
Yes because it's a zero sum game social init! You can only take out what you've put in....haha!

RunAwayWife · 15/06/2011 16:24

How can they be sure obese people will not eat their goats????
Because then they would just be given another goat that thae will most likely eat and the circle just goes on and on and on

BearBehavingBadly · 15/06/2011 16:24

Expat Do they have a fag after sex?

garlicbutter · 15/06/2011 16:24

I never paid in a goat :( Have I got to send my Nanny back?

Awomancalledhorse · 15/06/2011 16:25

My goat says he'll 'ave any of your goats. Meet us outside Wetherspoons at 6.

BearBehavingBadly · 15/06/2011 16:26

Only if she's legal.
Nanny that is.

garlicbutter · 15/06/2011 16:27

Oh, thanks Bear! No, she's Syrian.

Miggsie · 15/06/2011 16:27

I shall immediately cease to claim my "access to work" allowance and get a goat to ride to work on.

RunAwayWife · 15/06/2011 16:28

One of those fucking charity muggers stopped me the other day wanting me to donate money to give goats to work shy benefit claimers, can't go anywhere now days without those fuckers pouncing on you.

Offered them my goat though as it keeps shitting on the new shag pile carpet and trying to hump the postman when he brigs my giro

Original poster
Hullygully · 15/06/2011 16:33

the truth about furriners and free goats

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RunAwayWife · 15/06/2011 16:35

Shock thanks Hully food for thought

Original poster
Hullygully · 15/06/2011 16:36

It always makes me snigger a bit horribly

still, maybe we get to keep the demn goats instead of giving em to scrounging bastard furriners.

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deemented · 15/06/2011 16:36

I made a wicked goat curry.

LadyBeagleEyes · 15/06/2011 16:37

What's with all those benefit scum demanding alpacas instead of good British goats.
Political correctnes gone mad.
It'll be llamas next, you mark my words.
Cunts.

Original poster
Hullygully · 15/06/2011 16:37

Did it do evil deeds and not repent?

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LineRunner · 15/06/2011 16:37

I ate a goat once in Wales.

Empusa · 15/06/2011 16:38

I heard that some scroungers get Llamas if they are on benefits long term, too much incentive for them

Peachy · 15/06/2011 16:40

Was thet goat from Merthyr Tydfiil? they all got goats there. They won't notice a few missing.

Some bloke near me has two llamas. As I live in Wales he can't have a job 9nobody in Wales ever worked- FACT) so he must of blagged those too

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 15/06/2011 16:40

I WANT A FUCKING ALPACA!!!

BrainSurgeon · 15/06/2011 16:40

Speaking of alpacas can someone get us rid of those Nozzle and Scratch monstruosities Angry

miniwedge · 15/06/2011 16:41

I have a cycling goat. I am the biggest cunt of the lot of you.

So there.

Peachy · 15/06/2011 16:42

I gave my MIL a goat a few years back.

She gave me some a free electric toothbrush she got on an offer

We have a great relationship MIL and I. She loathes me and I feel the smae. Balance

BrainSurgeon · 15/06/2011 16:46

MGC that's pure genius Grin

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