ANYONE WHO CLAIMS ANY BENEFIT EVER FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER IS A CUNT

[Hullygully]

Just so we're clear.

If we can all just agree on that, perhaps there would be no need for all these poor concerned posters to keep fretting about it.

They tell me that they gave me a goat by mistake and I've got to give it back and all it's milk. But I've drunk the milk...

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teachers are CUNTS!
benefit scroungers - cunts!
FORRINNERS - UBERCUNTS!
BANKERS - megacunts!
THE DAILY MAIL - MASSIVE CUNTS!
rupert murdoch - HUGE WEALTHY CUNT!
netmums - CYBERCUNTS!

god the list is endless....

Fuck. I go out for the afternoon. And I miss getting a goat. Can I backdate my claim?

If you crossed an alpaca with a macaw would you get a pacamaca which would fold itself away neatly when it wasn't raining?

Cunts next door have 6 families of 18 goats in each room.
Claiming for them all.
Cunts.

Excuse me. Seriously here now. A goat and sheep crossed makes a Geep. And my DP is an expert in Geep.

So fuck off.

You cunts.

Bet your dp is a disabled asylum seeker though. Bet you're all after my llamas.

Lonely, Lenin?

Yaks are banned because BENEFIT SCROUNGERS get them as status yaks, and they leave them to run wild and feral.

Oh well in that case fruitshoots I'll have one of those.

Ooohhh Fruitshoots. This is the perfect time for me to mention my Greggs sausage rolls. It doesn't look nearly as bad now!

I saw a 4 legged goat using the disabled toilets .... I chopped its leg of, the cunt.

was it smoking - while pregnant - utter cunty goat

Loves being a FT employed CUNT

Have to admit I was at the title then read hullys OP and PMSL.

Pacamaca is Maka pakkas twin!!!!!

[looks sadly at child benefit payments and puts on 'I'm a Cunt' hat]

nope, i stole my goat from the wealthy tax payers.

I'm a big cunt and I love it :) :) :)

kungfu can I borrow said CUNT hat

CUNTS

CUNTS

CUNTS

Will no one think of the goats?

I am a kungfu cunt