In thinking he should call my lecturer and tell them what he did?

[Lorita]

During an argument DP came over my assignment. I could have re-printed it but it was actually on the tutor mark paper which had been signed. There is no way I can hand it in like that and it needs to be in for friday. He has apologised but this doesn't solve my problem. I have said I will forgive him if he sorts it out for me. He says he can't but he doesn't even seem willing to try.

Iloveyoutoo your summary has just had me laughing again, all over again.
Truly, this is the tread that keeps on giving.

my sides hurt!

OP this is a masterpiece, pleeease come back.

this might be a wind up, but it's hilarious :o

but then, people have had stranger fetishes...

OMFG! And I don't normaly swear. Was having an awful day today but this has given me some well needed relief, but not as much as the OP's DP.

I've just been told to fuck off after waking boyfriend up with my cackling. So funny, I'm going to fuck off in to the kitchen to read properly.

Dorcus?? Spelt backwards.....

DP is very unimpressed. Apparently me crying with laughter and reading the post is spoiling his enjoyment of Luther.

The idea of some one ejaculating with anger obviously doesn't seem that odd to him.... I worry

That is the funniest thing I have read on here. I especially love JanMorrow's post.

textpest my husband isn't particularly impressed with my sniggering, either. Somehow, he couldn't see the funny side

Is this post still going? Well done rugby boys.................you made us laugh.

I just called the lecturer in the end and told him juice got spilt on it and could I have a new sheet. Only problem now is that he wants the old one so he can copy his comments onto the new sheet. Hopefully it will pass for milk.

Wait Lorita you're back? It wasn't a typo? You're sticking to the 'came in anger' story?

This gets better and better

For some reason my menfolk do not find this thread amusing. They do not get it!

Here I am preening at being quoted in a nomination for a Mumsnet Classic thread - and they Did Not Larff At My Joke!!!

Pearls before Swine!

Pleeeeeeeease explain 'we were having an argument and he came' pleeeeeeeeease? We know it's a wind up, but we're laughing our socks off.

See, I told yer, jest mop it up gel!

Presumably you haven't freeze-dried or otherwise preserved said jizm in all its gluey 3-D glory?

funniest thread ever, made my day!

juice! juice!

i actually just snorted :)

Hi Lorita! You may be a troll but you're also a MN treasure

man juice!

This has to be the best OP and thread ever!

we were arguing because he says I'm constantly studying and so I told him he should be more supporting so he grabbed my assignment and came over it and then said that's how supportive he was he loved my assignment to death. He creased the corner of it too which really pissed me off.

Can't you just claim it's a smear of organic M&S mayonnaise?

"Not just ANY mayonnaise... - Emmm 'n Essssss mayonnaise!!!"

Yes he should definitely not have creased the corner of it

ha ha he creased the corner and that pissed you off?!

What, more than cum all over it?

I think you should wait a few days and then tell him your essay is pregnant. You both sound stupid enough for that to work