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to think that people with swearwords in their names need to grow up a bit

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washingmachinefiend · 12/06/2011 23:27

I havent been on mn for a while and came back the other day to post something and was a little shocked by the amount of people posting with names that contained swearwords....particularly the c**t one Shock

please tell me I havent turned into an old prude since the last time I was here.

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BecauseImWorthIt · 12/06/2011 23:28

If you're using * in the middle of words, then yes, you are a prude.

BecauseImWorthIt · 12/06/2011 23:29

The word you're looking for is 'cunt'. Don't be twee by using the * * * instead of letters.

Nothing has changed here. Still the same forthright posters. Unless you were mistaking us for another parenting site?

AnyFucker · 12/06/2011 23:29

hey, baby, fuck off

Grin
washingmachinefiend · 12/06/2011 23:30

oh bllcks, I thought I might be!

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fuckmepinkandcallmerosie · 12/06/2011 23:30

Oh dear. Oops. That's me then Wink

CuntsTrulyReigns · 12/06/2011 23:31

I think it shows a poor vocabulary.

People should attempt to enhance their lexicon.

CuntsTrulyReigns · 12/06/2011 23:32

Fuck.

My name is grammatically incorrect.

BluddyMoFo · 12/06/2011 23:32

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izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 12/06/2011 23:33

Sad to relate, but it's inevitable that you've aged since your presence last graced these pages.

Have you considered updating your image by changing your name to 'prudisholdbunt' or similar?

CoffeeDodger · 12/06/2011 23:34

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washingmachinefiend · 12/06/2011 23:34

actually I dont really mind the swearing in the posting, its calling yourself something with a swearword in that I think is unnecessary, sorry AnyFucker!

anyway I will crawl away and sing some hymns to myself quietly and leave you all to fuck and cunt away to yourselves to your hearts desire Smile

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bupcakesandcunting · 12/06/2011 23:35

It's me, isn't it?

SuePurblybilt · 12/06/2011 23:36

Wish I could be bothered to namechange for this thread to SuePurblybiltMingeGoddessofFuck but I can't.

fuckmepinkandcallmerosie · 12/06/2011 23:37

Go on Sue do it do it do it Wink

AnyFucker · 12/06/2011 23:37

Don't apologise to me

I am actually offended by the words washing machine in your user name

now that is fucking offensive

what next ?

DishwashersRus ?

HooversUnited ?

DowntroddenDomesticAppliance ?

really ?

think about it, love

methodsandmaterials · 12/06/2011 23:38

Aw, OP don't go.. You seem like a good sort.
You know what they say; if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. I think you'd make a delightful washingmachinefucker.

AnyFucker · 12/06/2011 23:39

how about GoodFuckOnTopOfAWashingMachine ?

don't tell me you haven't been there....

SuePurblybilt · 12/06/2011 23:39

SpincycleMary?

HughManatee · 12/06/2011 23:40

I like it. I swear all the fucking time and I have a degree, from a bastard Russell Group uni, mind you. I have an extensive vocabulary and cunt, piss and fuck can only enhance it.

PelvicFloors0fSteel · 12/06/2011 23:40

I find names contain household appliances offensive as they remind me I should be doing something more useful than MNing.

Tortington · 12/06/2011 23:41

. com

washingmachinefiend · 12/06/2011 23:42

you are having an affect on me, I am seriously considering a namechange to washingmachingfucker

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methodsandmaterials · 12/06/2011 23:43

I see your point pelvic, but you could harness that disdain and call yourself fucktheironing.

AnyFucker · 12/06/2011 23:43

you should

washingmachinefiend · 12/06/2011 23:43

or even washingmachinefucker......god I cant even spell non swearing words now!

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