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to think that people with swearwords in their names need to grow up a bit

241 replies

washingmachinefiend · 12/06/2011 23:27

I havent been on mn for a while and came back the other day to post something and was a little shocked by the amount of people posting with names that contained swearwords....particularly the c**t one Shock

please tell me I havent turned into an old prude since the last time I was here.

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 13/06/2011 15:23

pranma...who said anything about allowing children to use sexualised language?

that's a bit of a leap, bearing in mind this is an adult site

bupcakesandcunting · 13/06/2011 15:23

See, I think that "love making" is bloody VILE. Lurrrrrrrve making, baby.

SuePurblybilt · 13/06/2011 15:24

YY, love making makes me vom too. Also snuggling (said with a leer), baby dancing or - worse of all - being intimate.

AnyFucker · 13/06/2011 15:24

I think I will join the "I agree with..." bandwagon

I agree with Sue...everything I ever see her fucking type

I am wasting my time here

bupcakesandcunting · 13/06/2011 15:26

I refused DH sex for three months after he suggested a bit of LMing. It set me right back, I can tell you.

SuePurblybilt · 13/06/2011 15:27

AF, that has touched my very soul. I have the most stonking crush on you Blush.

See? Swearers have feelings too . We fucking do.

DontCallMePeanut · 13/06/2011 15:28

Grin bupcakes, how DID you manage?

Sue, has anyone ever really used the phrase "baby dancing"? Instant turn off...

DontCallMePeanut · 13/06/2011 15:30

"See? Swearers have feelings too . We fucking do."

I don't fucking believe you... Hmm

bupcakesandcunting · 13/06/2011 15:32

I managed very well. Didn't have to shave me legs for ages, it was fucking lovely. Grin

SuePurblybilt · 13/06/2011 15:32

Feck off with yourself then Peanut, you big doubter. I'm having a moment here.

Haters be fecking hating

Grin
DontCallMePeanut · 13/06/2011 15:37

See... I don't count "feck" as a swearword Grin

And bupcakes, forgot about that advantage Grin

thumbwitch · 13/06/2011 15:38

I PMSL every time DH suggests we "make love" - call it what it is, baby, it's a shag. It's not even fucking - that is too energetic-sounding for what we do, imo.BlushGrin

Bollocks to the whole "it's soooo immature and pathetic" refrain - yada yada, yawn yawn.
If you don't like it, don't read it. If you want a swear-free forum, go to one. Those of us who don't care will stay here and enjoy our freedom to express ourselves on-screen in a way that we are often precluded from doing in RL because of small ears.

pickgo - nice try, but I think you'll find it's from the Australian Aboriginal, meaning the very first (repetition of the word increases its intensity of meaning in Aboriginal, apparently), because Kurri Kurri was the first planned town in the area. It's just up the road from me, hence I believe I can speak with more au-thor-it-ay on it Grin

bupcakesandcunting · 13/06/2011 15:42

Oh no thumbwitch. I said something similar wrt to "lurrrve making" a few months back and I got PITY, actual PITY from another MNer who said it was a shame that I didn't respect the act of sex enough to call it LMing (I can't type it) Shock and that she felt sorry for me.

Quite why she would feel sorry for me is unclear. My DH is a stallion. Wink

SuePurblybilt · 13/06/2011 15:44

I feel sorry for you too Bupcakes. If you respected the art of physical love you wouldn't refer to it at all. You do the special sign of the truly blessed.

Peanut, I am with you on the fecking but I fear not all agree so I won't be using it at work yet Grin

ShaggingWithIntent · 13/06/2011 15:45

I find the names hilarious and they always make me smile (even more so if I'm having a complete fucker of a day) I wish I'd though of them but alas, I'm not witty enough for that...... Damn it!!

AnyFucker · 13/06/2011 15:45

Great thread, OP

I love the way there is one like this every so often

it always changes into a lovefest-fucking-jamboree Grin

bupcakesandcunting · 13/06/2011 15:46

I refer to it by making a "hole" with my thumb and index finger, then jabbing my other index and middle fingers into "hole" very vigorously.

That is how Mr Cunting knows I am hor-nay.

AnyFucker · 13/06/2011 15:46

of that which is holy we must not speak it's name...

bupcakesandcunting · 13/06/2011 15:46

I like ShaggingWithIntent!

reallyshouldnotwearjods · 13/06/2011 15:46

tbh a 'quick fuck' kinda covers it x

kuckingfunt · 13/06/2011 15:47

yoo hoo, are you lot causing trouble again Wink

BitOfFun · 13/06/2011 15:47

I know Liverpool dockers who are real gentlemen

SuePurblybilt · 13/06/2011 15:47

That's a lovely thing to see Buppy.

DontCallMePeanut · 13/06/2011 15:47

Bah, it's like twunt. It's a pretend swearword Grin

bupcakes, lovemaking has always sounded a bit pretentious and kind of "Mary Whitehouse"

bupcakesandcunting · 13/06/2011 15:48

Then I feel sorry for you, reallyshould, that you must refer to the act of a loving union in such a crude way. Pity, I have some for you.