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To think the scum on Jeremy Kyle this morning

511 replies

Trillian · 08/06/2011 10:55

and really an argument for enforced sterilization, eugenics or just bloody putting them down.

There is no hope for this country when feral vile "people" like this are allowed to breed.

One bloke no job two kids been sleeping with a girl her sister and her best friend, and good old tax payer picks up the tab.

Some people should not be allowed to breed.

I know its my own fault for watching it Grin

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Pagwatch · 08/06/2011 22:13

Ah. I fart glitter.

BrianAndHisBalls · 08/06/2011 22:14

It wasn't your not brilliant IQ that stopped you getting a first at university Bups it was the fact that you didn't go to university that stopped you Grin

BooyHoo · 08/06/2011 22:15

Grin @ brian

bupcakesandcunting · 08/06/2011 22:17

I got a first at the university of life, mate.

Mouseface · 08/06/2011 22:18

Go Bups

Brian - you meany! Grin

droves · 08/06/2011 22:20

Hmm . theres a woman called Gina , who lives near me whos been on JK show .

Shes not the best looking woman in the world , and her choice of partner is a bit iffy , ...but she openly admits she went on the show for the money !

They pay the victims guests .

Now if your on the dole , fed up being skint and basically free from moral constraints , why not make a couple of hundred or so ,for putting on telly what all your friends ,relatives and neighbours know already ? . Make your scandle work for you !!!

Gina is a bit of a local celeb now Hmm , amongst her owns peers.

mind boggles .

Mamaz0n · 08/06/2011 22:21

im feeling the love guys, feelin the love.

I have a massive IQ. im still thick as shit though. I was gifted with a curse.

The huge IQ came with Dyslexia. It means i can learn superfast, but my brian just refuses to hold the information properly. I know the stuff, i just can't find it when i want it.

i also type like a handcuffed walrus which doesn't help.

I'm the eldest of 9. My parents are what some would call "chavs" i justc all them embarrassing.

I have loads of JK worthy stories. In fact i might just phone the show tomorrow, just so i can hear the production staff wank down the phone at the thought of an hour long special.

But you know what? I am still able to see why the OP is such a pile of shit

bupcakesandcunting · 08/06/2011 22:27

Let's turn this thread into my favourite kind if thread; a funny thread.

If you were to go on the Jezza show, what would your tagline be at the bottom of the screen? Mine would be "Stay At Home Mum. What Do You Actually DO All Day?" then DH would come on berating me fir lying that I haven't been internetting all day when the laptop is burning hot and hidden under the cushions and no chores have been done.

ginhag · 08/06/2011 22:29

Thanks for reposting the link MmeLindor... I wish that everyone who watches that shite would read that article and question their decision. It was written a couple of years ago but I remember being shocked at the time. And I try to get anyone that watches JK to read it, so they might decide not to.

All too often the assumption that 'its probably all staged' or 'well they fucking asked for it, going on telly' overshadows the nasty manipulation of often very vulnerable people for the entertainment of the cackling masses.

monstermissy · 08/06/2011 22:30

I hate the whole production, love the video for the above song though ;)

QuickLookBusy · 08/06/2011 22:30

Pagwatch "I think the people most vociferous about the people on JK are the ones most nervous about being mistaken for them"

Totally agree

BooyHoo · 08/06/2011 22:30

mine would be

"you get on with your Ex/my boyfriend/son/brother too bloody well and i am jealous so i am bringing you on here to throw shit from 7 years ago at you"

(i am the 'you')

monstermissy · 08/06/2011 22:30

cant do links bum!

ginhag · 08/06/2011 22:32

Mine would be 'out of it on voltarol. She says she's in pain, does she just LOVE THE DRUGS?????'

Mouseface · 08/06/2011 22:37

Mine would be 'Carer on morphine and various other meds, how does she do it?'

I'd be the 'pity' story. There's no way that I'd be the victim story. No siree.

Mouseface · 08/06/2011 22:38

ginhag - if you're out of Voltarol, can you not just self medicate with Gin?? Grin

ginhag · 08/06/2011 22:40

Gin is not medicine, it's FOOD.

bupcakesandcunting · 08/06/2011 22:41

Jeremy would do that insincere face of concern at you, Mouseface. You might be sick on his Suits Plus suit.

Mouseface · 08/06/2011 22:48
Grin

Bups - He makes my skin crawl. He used to be a DJ on my ex local radio station.

I'd set myself alight before I gave him a single word about my life, as I'm sure most of us would.

As an aside Bups - I'm glad to see you kept your name. x

Cocoflower · 08/06/2011 22:48

"This woman posts on an internet forum and sometimes spells stuff wrongly... and she doesn?t even care!"

The gaps would be audible I tell ya.
Audible

Mouseface · 08/06/2011 22:52

Well, that would be me Coco - I should be called QueenOfTypos Grin

Cocoflower · 08/06/2011 22:54

That name is just too good- Im stealing the name- its mine, mine!
That will teach 'em!

ginhag · 08/06/2011 22:58

hitches stained dressing gown pouts alluringly at mouse

Mouseface · 08/06/2011 23:04
Grin

Coco - as of yet, I don't think I've claimed it so I'd honoured if you took it.

maypole1 · 08/06/2011 23:34

I think their very sad and troubled I just feel very sorry for them and I truly believe they simply have to much time on their hands