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to think that women with spanking fetishes and suchlike should be ashamed of themselves?

436 replies

saidthespiderwithahorridsmile · 02/06/2011 17:44

ditto being tied up, rape fantasies etc

what sort of message does this sort of "fantasy" send to the male of the species? That really, deep down, women want to be dominated? That physical control is sexy?

Honestly. Women who indulge in this sort of twisted self-hatred need therapy. And to grow up.

OP posts:
StrawberryMewMew · 02/06/2011 22:17

I'm going to have frightening dreams tonight about men having sex with exhaust pipes....

Gster · 02/06/2011 22:18

I remember a news story last year about a guy who was arrested for shagging a bicycle

Thingumy · 02/06/2011 22:18

I often wonder if my dh craves his car more than me,he's always out in his shed polishing the cars parts or tinkering with 'her'.

Dirty bastard.

StrawberryMewMew · 02/06/2011 22:19

How would it even be possible to shag a bicycle? 0.o

HellAtWork · 02/06/2011 22:20

I knew I was right to skip straight to the last page and the last 2 posts have proved it.

Mamaz0n · 02/06/2011 22:21

I only hope he switched the engine off first.

SGB i saw that quote and knew you'd have something to say about it Grin

Monkey - you don't need to hang out in AIBU. its not the topic its the posters you need to entice. If you put a suitably kinky thread title you will catch the attention of the pervs

Gster · 02/06/2011 22:24

You'd have to be pretty big to shag a car exhaust surely ?!

SarahStratton · 02/06/2011 22:24

Wasn't he actually in his own flat? When he was shagging his bike? A clear case of (bike) clips and chains excite me.

ScrotalPantomime · 02/06/2011 22:24

You can ring my bell any day.

Or pump my tyres.

or pedal my, um, pedals.

Mamaz0n · 02/06/2011 22:25

Maybe he used an attachment?

The guy with the bike sounds even more odd. Maybe it just rang his bell

boomboom

SarahStratton · 02/06/2011 22:27

Or ding a ling even?

StrawberryMewMew · 02/06/2011 22:27

Just asked my DP if he has any ideas as to how someone might be able to shag a bike and he looks completely confused.

TiggyD · 02/06/2011 22:28

Incest, folk dancing and I'd add train-spotting and playing the bagpipes. Think this would make a new thread...

Whatever 1, 2, 3 or more consenting adults wish to do in their own home, club, or layby on the A31, is fine.

Gster · 02/06/2011 22:29

i don't recall where i was officer i mean i don't remember where the guy was , but do remember wondering where he would have entered.

I've only had one spanking request and i burst out laughing which kind of ruined to moment.

I have ripped several gf's clothes off in the past , but more in the must fuck this second than rape fantasy

SarahStratton · 02/06/2011 22:31

Phew Shock

[fans self]

SpringchickenGoldBrass · 02/06/2011 22:46

TiggyD: Well you're no fun then. Bet you don't like LARP either.

TheNamesTheyAreAChangin · 02/06/2011 22:47

I was on an exercise bike at the gym once and the seam on my shorts was placed just right and it had an....ummm......interesting effect.

Thingumy · 02/06/2011 22:47

dh had a previous 'girlfriend' who had a rape fantasy.

He says he was never comfortable with it and refused to participate because he was worried about the possible outcome ie she could say he actually raped her even though she had told him it was just play acting and they were consenting.

I don't get spanking as I'm not a submissive type but do love alot of biting and the enjoy the feelings from the pain and excitement.

TiredMonkey · 02/06/2011 22:51

I tend towards being a bit submissive with men, mostly, but I do like to play dom when I feel like it and dp has always remarked that I'm very bloody good at it. Hot candle wax is always a good one. Doesn't really hurt bar a small initial sting.

TiredMonkey · 02/06/2011 22:52

Plus dressing up in silly rubber/PVC outfits and corsets and stockings is just bloody good fun!

Gster · 02/06/2011 22:55

I think i'd quite like to try a bit of spanking again. Can't see any appeal with a rape fantasy , it's just too loaded with nastyness.

Have had requests for bitting and hair pulling. All a bit caveman but quite a turn on in the right situation....

SarahStratton · 02/06/2011 22:58

Caaaptain Caaaveman...

Thingumy · 02/06/2011 22:58

hairpulling and biting is quite normal imo .

I love being ravished but hate being dominated.

Gster · 02/06/2011 22:59

... sorry that makes me sound like a male escort. I hope you don't mind me posting here, Sarah will vouche for my harmlessness . Possibly.

Thingumy · 02/06/2011 23:00

how much are you charging gster?

Grin
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