to think that women with spanking fetishes and suchlike should be ashamed of themselves?

[saidthespiderwithahorridsmile]

ditto being tied up, rape fantasies etc

what sort of message does this sort of "fantasy" send to the male of the species? That really, deep down, women want to be dominated? That physical control is sexy?

Honestly. Women who indulge in this sort of twisted self-hatred need therapy. And to grow up.

Yes, I threw up a little at the word "flop"

I can also recommend those long tubes of sherbet
cannydoit - I'm up for a bit of that if you are

I wonder if the OP just does missionary ? (aka lie back and count the cobwebs in the cornicing)

Oh dear. I love being spanked. It releases endorphins, gives you a natural high. I also like being tied up. And bumsex. And tens is good fun too.

Never been in an abusive relationship. Parents weren't abusive. And I've not had a bad experience with any electrical appliances either.

So I'm just odd then. Or not afraid of trying new things out and comfortable with my sexuality.

You likey? Onlee five dollah.

oh sarah i knew it wouldnt be long before you were on here. surprised gster didnt stick around though.
i was surprised at the choice of the word flop because it would kind of go against the point of a bj. firm penises dont tend to flop
never tried sherbet before, but hey i'll try any thing once

Tens the pain relief thing? Intrigued. Do tell..

Umm it produces a rather nice buzzy feeling. V good on inside of thighs, right at the top. Or nipples/just under is very good too. Just keep it on low. And don't let it near any moist bits. Unless you like being scraped off the ceiling.

Endorphins again is my best guess.

Am not a perv. Honest.

Did someone mention bumsex ?

got to love bumsex.

That will be me

Ooh, that sounds interesting. Bit violet wand but less so. I am a perv and perfectly comfortable with it, it's ok

Tens is as far as I've got. I'm a vanilla pervshake.

Spanking and bumsex? Is it happening today becasue of the bank holiday? I've spent all day thinking it was Friday too.

Tens machines are new to me. If i ever get pregnant again i will think twice before renting one from the midwife thats for sure.

Not that i shant be giving it a go you understand.

Everyone has their lines. I'd say TENs and bumsex are more the perv side for most :)

I too love bumsex (when I feel like it, or can be bothered).

I may have had a couple of glasses of wine.

I've got a tens machine sitting unused in it's box, inner thighs you say?

< gets off phone to ex talking about nursery but thinking about Sarah's electic nipples >

Sarah. Do you have a big electricity bill ?

Ohhh, Tens machines are great! Along with bumsex, being tied up, being spanked (reallyyyyy hard!), biting, nipple clamps.... And has anyone else heard of play piercing?

Yummmm. :o

I feel so proud to have introduced a new level of Perv to Mumsnet.

Nah, most toys are battery operated

I quite like it for the following reasons:

1. I have to be in control of everything in my life, money, DS, household etc. It makes a nice change to be the one not in control. In fact, I think it's the only time he gets to be in charge!

2. DF is hellua sexy when in "bad-boy" mode.

3. Im very, very lazy in bed and once I'm tied up it's then all about me!

VWs are fun too!

It's a good idea to try things before you decide you don't like them.

"Try everything once, except for incest and folk dancing".

Mumofaflump I completely agree with all of your points. It's a great way to relax in my opinion.