to wonder why there is another thread on netmums saying how bitchy mumsnet is???

[Casey76]

awwwwwwwwwww you naughty lot!!!!!

You have offended the netmummies again!!!

Maybe they should have "I'm also a netmum" next to their name then when they post you can all be super duper nice to them...

You 'orrible lot!!!

You are too polite MrsDV.

We can swear here. Go wild.

thefirstMrsDeVere Un fucking believable!

I was there last night when it was posted... told her she was pathetic for naming other forum users.

Not fair,girl,not fair

Ooh, I missed it. Can someone give me a link?

I've become completely institutionalised and brainwashed by this place. The lack of moderation and the resultant viper vibe which terrified the life out of me when I first arrived now seems like Perfect Sense, and all other forums I try to dip into are Just Plain Wrong, and I need to leave immediately.

Yes I obviously need a link as I have not yet been banned.

I just opened the site, already my brain is aching from the colours.

I don't know LOTCM, those tickers do have a certain sickly charm about them. Sort of the same way babies need bright colours and things to amuse...

I had to change my name over there.

Alright babez wasn't allowed anymore. So I've changed to a name that could be man or woman.

They wouldn't let me be Peter. Mainly because they're a bunch of cunts.

TBH most of mumsnetters are.

MN are what? Come on, be brave.

New game...let us fill in the missing word...

Most Mumsnetters' are.....

Educated

Speaking of which, remove that stray apostrophe...

i spent a whole 90 seconds debating if to put in that apostrophe!

I really properly nearly pee'd myself when I just clicked on to log off NMs.

Fucking genius.

Hahahahahaaa.

You are all a bunch of c unts (I paraphrase).

Best line I have ever seen on NMs.

Yet, strangly, would seem so normal on MNs.

Apostrophes only go the end of a word ending in "s" if it's belonging to them;

James' ball. The ball belongs to James. You wouldn't write:

James's ball. Because that is what American and Netmums do.

Mum's cup of coffee. The cup of coffee belongs to Mum.

Mumsnetters' are.... the are does not belong to the Mumsnetters, even if we are a plural.

MrsDV...ah thank you

They deserved it. Calling you by your first name and everything. Cunts indeed.

I wouldnt have minded the 'outing' if she had not been such a bloody big fat liar.

I am getting the stick for all the things YOU bunch of cunts have been saying about NMs.

I feel my views are quite balanced in comparison (I do admit that isnt saying much).

Get told off for bigging my chaviness up on MNs, get told off for pretending I am not on NMs.

I dont fit in anywhere

Stand slated corrected,Lady...fanku

I meant to put a in that post somewhere so you knew I didnt really think you were a bunch of cunts.

My internet empire is crumbling. I shall have to learn to read or knit to fill my lonely hours.

There, there.

Some tea and cake will solve it.

internet empire. Ha ha ha. Their loss is our gain. You're too intelligent for them anyway

thats very kind but actually my spelling is crap. I try not to use words I cant spell. Just imagine how brilliant my posts would be if I knew how to spell laizzay faire and precoscious and stuff like that.

I have to use 'laid back' and 'forward' instead

Its just not the same.

Its hard being me

I can spell! I am just pissed is all

I cant believe its still there!

Bloody hell I think there is going to be some sort of serious case review or summink. You are SO going to get a warning.

I love you.