to wonder why there is another thread on netmums saying how bitchy mumsnet is???

[Casey76]

awwwwwwwwwww you naughty lot!!!!!

You have offended the netmummies again!!!

Maybe they should have "I'm also a netmum" next to their name then when they post you can all be super duper nice to them...

You 'orrible lot!!!

No Babycham sorry.

I've got some Koppaberg?

you can have the bendy straw its the right shape to fit up your...........

Jumper?

Any Southern Comfort?

Fuck me babyheave, booze I had to google! Now that's an unusual occurrence

Southern Comfort No go last time I had that I got sick behind my Exs wardrobe

Straw 101 - they go into bottles, not up anything.

20/20? Not had that in years. Do they even make that painstripper drink anymore?

I would like a stella but it make me aggressive and argumentive so I had better not..

you can have the bendy straw its the right shape to fit up your...........

Calumet?*

*too highbrow?

Damn. Looks like I'm the designated driver then. That is, unless there's a bottle of Archer's as back up?

Why were you behind his wardrobe? Did he know?

Taxi is booked seph, knock yourself out

A pipe hmmm

I am nothing if not educational ginhag.

well I was walking out of his room turned my head to be sick and it went behind his wardrobe that was fun day !
Bitch to get up though

I'm seriously impressed.

My tongue is still numb though.

Seph, if you've got the lemonade, I've got the Archers.

I need a stiff one!!! I think some lesbiansfeminists are circling me on another thread..it's getting hairy

Perfect for eating chilis ginhag

Way too highbrow. FWIW, the last NM spat I noticed and posted on/in (sure there have been more since) I devoted whole minutes to a pome along the lines of Noel Coward's 'don't lets be beastly to the Huns'. Wasted. I'll never get that four minutes back.

Now," you can have the bendy straw its the right shape to fit up your..........."

Chimney?

Taxi you say? Ah well then, I can relax

....nose to tickle your brain?

The straw is going places

Ooh babyheave,you have lemonade too? Time to get serious about getting pissed then

Ohhh is the straw off to Petra?

I have morgan spiced, bacardi, rose wine, red wine,vodka, and some archers left... I sound like an alky im not honest!

Having said that, party at mine?