... to think that because I can't see a new IPOAT thread I should start one myself?

[PrincessFiorimonde]

Especially as I want to wish CheerfulYank a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY for today. Hope you are having a lovely day.

And here is the patron saint of IPOAT playing Happy Birthday To CY!

I wanted to join that thread but now I'm a steaming racist I'd better not

Thinly veiled?

See, I'm just racist through and through me

Oh for heaven's sake, anyone who "knows" you knows that you're funny and lovely and deliciously absurd.

I don't think even some DENTINOX can save your froth and gibber thread from descending into madness.

Abort. Abort.

Extra tatting for you sister Hully

Hmmph

How dare they tho?

I'm so angry. Keep saying where's your evidence, don't throw those accusations around without evidence...

Oh guess what? There isn't any.

You're right Umami.

But my honour has been impugned. It's hard.

I'll go in n' start throwin elbows or summat! (I'm nails, me )

They're just mad. But ta, Cheerful

Well good, because actually I couldn't be further from nails.

Anyway DH is muttering something about expecting company for a barbecue and the house being a tip and him doing everything whilst I sit typing. The nerve of the man.

Best of luck, be back later!

Hully i would refer to you my rendition of "they are coming to take me away" comments on the other thread but it has been pulled. Err, i dont know why it got pulled but it was. Im not stalking you by the way just picked up your comment about evidence and madness!! Um, just to make it clear, because i dont think it is - I have not accused you of racism at all, you wasn't really on the thread when it kicked off and would like to categorically state that *Hully is not a big fat racist. Thankyou very much

Feels pleased that i have found a genuine way onto an IPOAT thread and wonders if i will be accepted

We accept everyone, PA. All are welcomed with love and glitter as long as they are kind and like to promote joy and love and ave a larf. And wear combinations.

right now im wearing a combination of my DP's baggy jumper, some jeans that keep falling down and a frown becaue my DD is DOING MY HEAD IN and i've got a headache - does that count?

oh and what exactly, does IPOAT mean

No you'll have to change into a modest ballgown.

IPOAT= inexplicable people owning allicator toenails

(not really)

what about an immodest ballgown?

Tentatively extends hand, palm up to Jins.....

You'll be alright with Jins, just don't startle her with any loud noises or bright lights. She's been closeted in the barn with The Right Reverend Reverend Wright for ages.

IPOAT = Inelegant People On Amorous Trysts

It's Ok. I don't bite. I was just reading one of your other threads and I fear that you may be one of those rather fast young gels that you hear about. Having never seen one in real life I thought I'd take a break from my tatting and have a look.

Not another fast young one. Right. Where is Mini? We're going to need to schedule some emergency classes. I'm thinking The Gentle Art of Tatting, How to Recognise Cads and Bounders and a Dressing Appropriately: Why Heaving Bosoms Are A Must But Ankles Are Beyond The Pale plenary session.

And now I shall return to prayer with the Right Reverend Reverend Wright who tells me that I have to pray extra hard tonight or else a kitten will die :(

It's cos I care about the kittens y'know.