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I recently saw the most PECULIAR thing...

428 replies

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 21:52

I saw the oddest thing the other day and can't stop thinking about what in the name of all that's holy and precious was going on. AIBU to ask you what you think, so I can get some sleep?

I was waiting for someone outside the British Library on Euston Rd. Beside me a casually dressed man was making a placating phone call, and anxiously watching the road. He was holding a clipboard and a small white envelope, and carrying an ordinary blue cool-box, such as you might use for a picnic.

Eventually a flustered looking couple turned up. They were both in their early 40s, and looked fairly well-to-do. They were obviously rather anxious, possibly because they were late, and relieved to see Clipboard Man. I couldn't hear what they were saying no matter how hard I tried, but I could see Clipboard Man being sort of authoritative and reassuring. He kept gesturing to the cool-box, and handed over the envelope with some ceremony. The woman said nothing, only continued to look rather anxious.

Clipboard Man then hailed a cab. The man in the couple protested mildly, but the other man said something along the lines of it all being sorted and paid for, and ushered the woman in. She sat on the edge of the seat clutching the white envelope. Clipboard man leaned into the cab to give the driver instructions, and had what looked like a reassuring and authoritative word with the man. The man patted Clipboard Man's shoulder once or twice in a gesture that looked sort of grateful, in a business-like fashion, then got into the cab next to his partner. Clipboard Man then put the cool-box onto the floor of the cab, slammed the door, had one last brisk word with the driver, and waved the cab off.

He then made one or two notes on the clipboard, and hurried back along the Euston Rd without looking back.

WTF was that all about then?! I damn nearly ran after Clipboard Man to ask, but thought if there was owt dodgy going on I might be found strung up by piano wire somewhere...

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BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 10:29

Wordwork your post did indeed chime with ever fibre of my being. I thought the blackmail sub-plot particularly likely. It is very much my experience that the more apparently timid and law-abiding the person, the more Dark the Deeds they get up to...

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Wordwork · 16/05/2011 10:32

I'm glad your fibres were chimed, bloofer. It's unchimed being-fibres that let the bastards get away with This Sort of Thing.

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 10:32

Sub plot ? Now I've got to add that to the screenplay AS WELL AS staying in control of the command centre and casting the film version.

Peachy · 16/05/2011 10:32

Small amount of insulin in only cool bag he owned? You wouldn;t expect him to buy one for trip suely? Blimey what an entitlement complex- trip to london, drop off en route ANd new cool bag! people these days

(ariesgirl just emant special isn;t a great word to use, generally imo but esp. on here- admit to over sensitivity as mum to 3 kids with SNU but trust me, best to know quietly now than amke same mistake elsewhere).

manuscripts, hmmm. Should I check the university system to see if any great tomes have been mysteriously made unavialable? Should the entire initial translation of the prajnaparamita (I am so chuffed Ic an spell that 3 years on LMAO) be marked unavailable we will know where to begin.......

It's dissertation season; it could really be that mudane coudln't it? Someone's child has effed up their dissertation and middle aged aprents are trekking across London trying to get the appropriate resources sorted.

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 10:35

I've got to go up on the roof to adjust the receiver and might be out of contact for a while. Good luck out there operatives

BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 10:35

Gosh I'd never thought of that as being an unkind term Peachy - thanks, I (genuinely) feel enlightened. Hmmmmmmmmmm so you think someone needed a rare manuscript to complete their studies....that in my view takes it up to doctorate level, so we're talking a full thesis here.

Still doesn't explain the envelope.

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BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 10:39

WATCH YOUR STEP FINALLY THERE MAY BE SNIPERS

I myself think there is just something generally suspect about that place. I mean look at the Newton sculpture. It looks zackly like it's an articulated Iron Man that requires only the correct source of energy and/or a crazed but highly intellectual despot to unfold its steel limbs, straighten its adamantine spine, and start charging implacably across North London dealing death, destruction, and Coolbags of Doom...

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fyrtlemertile · 16/05/2011 10:41

Unless it's a couple buying a dissertation for their PFB who has spent their final year too hungover and busy partying to write one? That's not very interesting though. I am preferring the international organ racket or perhaps deadly ebola, but only if MN can foil the operation before it's released on the underground at rush hour...

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 10:43

Highly intellectual despot... ? Hmmm

< sound of person falling off roof>

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 10:45

Prajnaparamita?

Will we need one?

Lunabelly · 16/05/2011 10:46

In all seriousness...

Where's the best place to hide something? In plain sight. So I'm going with illegal organ trafficking. The taxi was to take them to a nondescript suburban house that contains an illegal transplant clinic. Clipboard man can't be seen near said clinic, so the relatives of the recipient collect. This also ensures their silence just a little more.

If the woman looked nervous, then it's because she knows that what she is doing is wrong, but the need to save her child overrides her humanity.

Somewhere are the remains of several youths who thought they were coming to the UK for a better life. And I am not joking. This is believed to happen.

The British Library is next to Kings Cross, yes? With its international connections.
There is a new, quite nasty breed of international criminal gangsterism who make the Krays and the Mafia look like choirboys. To them, human beings are simply another commodity to be exploited.

I believe what you saw was something very, very wrong. :(

BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 10:49

Luna - again, in all seriousness - in my heart of hearts, with the hackles on the back of my neck prickling, I did think there was something wrong at the time.

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Peachy · 16/05/2011 10:54

You might not aries but I did for my degree as my specialism was Buddhism LOL

Mind a,ittle bit of Buddhism might help OP become a little more sanguine and accept her unknwoing state (or not as the case may be)

BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 10:56

I WILL NOT ACCEPT NOT KNOWING THINGS!!1!!!!

Really. I am the most uncorrigably nosy individual. Any minute now my grandmother will be along to point out that curiosity killed the cat...

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Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 10:56

Have messaged you Peach.

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 10:58

As you just acknowledged!

BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 11:00

What's this? IS THIS A SUB-PLOT??? Are alternative command centres being manned in dark alleys?

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Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 11:05
fyrtlemertile · 16/05/2011 11:11

Just a thought, aren't organs for people of mixed parentage harder to find tissue match for? Like bone marrow etc. And the man was asian while the lady was white...

Lunabelly · 16/05/2011 11:18

Fyrtlemertile - Yes. There is a huge shortage in both black and Asian organs and blood/marrow etc. The NHS actually launched a campaign last March.

Lunabelly · 16/05/2011 11:18

(I would post the link, but I am stupid until I've had at least 8 gallons of coffee)

Lunabelly · 16/05/2011 11:20

(3-postment)

I don't like framing my post in such stark terms, but that's the simplest way. A shortage of organs.

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 11:23

It's very disturbing Luna, the thought of such dark things going on right under our noses in our towns and cities. I think that everyone who has contributed here would have had similar thoughts at the back of their minds throughout the thread. It's a peculiarly British thing I think which makes us have a dark vein of humour about things we feel uncomfortable with or distressed by. None of that means of course that anyone could possibly find organ trafficking funny. I read not long ago about WW1 soldiers who used to shake the hands which they found sticking out of shell pits and address them in comedy German. Again, not that they found the horror funny. And not that I am comparing women on MN to Tommies of course.

Just my idle thought for the day.

BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 11:23

So...should I do anything about it?

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Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 11:27

ariesgirl and peach wrestling for control of command centre. Be very very careful bloof. Have you arrived in Paddington yet ? Jump on 436 bus to my house. Command centre is in my spare room Hurry not a moment to lose ! Shit but you have no oyster card