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I recently saw the most PECULIAR thing...

428 replies

BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 21:52

I saw the oddest thing the other day and can't stop thinking about what in the name of all that's holy and precious was going on. AIBU to ask you what you think, so I can get some sleep?

I was waiting for someone outside the British Library on Euston Rd. Beside me a casually dressed man was making a placating phone call, and anxiously watching the road. He was holding a clipboard and a small white envelope, and carrying an ordinary blue cool-box, such as you might use for a picnic.

Eventually a flustered looking couple turned up. They were both in their early 40s, and looked fairly well-to-do. They were obviously rather anxious, possibly because they were late, and relieved to see Clipboard Man. I couldn't hear what they were saying no matter how hard I tried, but I could see Clipboard Man being sort of authoritative and reassuring. He kept gesturing to the cool-box, and handed over the envelope with some ceremony. The woman said nothing, only continued to look rather anxious.

Clipboard Man then hailed a cab. The man in the couple protested mildly, but the other man said something along the lines of it all being sorted and paid for, and ushered the woman in. She sat on the edge of the seat clutching the white envelope. Clipboard man leaned into the cab to give the driver instructions, and had what looked like a reassuring and authoritative word with the man. The man patted Clipboard Man's shoulder once or twice in a gesture that looked sort of grateful, in a business-like fashion, then got into the cab next to his partner. Clipboard Man then put the cool-box onto the floor of the cab, slammed the door, had one last brisk word with the driver, and waved the cab off.

He then made one or two notes on the clipboard, and hurried back along the Euston Rd without looking back.

WTF was that all about then?! I damn nearly ran after Clipboard Man to ask, but thought if there was owt dodgy going on I might be found strung up by piano wire somewhere...

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Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 10:02

Cross post. Of COURSE I have a pearl handed revolver Bloof! Need you ask?

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 10:04

I'm sorry Finally but FINALLY (you see what I did there?) it's curtains for you. They have been spying on you via ex KGB satellite cameras and tracking your every word on MN. They know you have rumbled them.

BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 10:04
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Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 10:05

OK, you'll just wait seven house while I get the train to London, won't you? Don't go without me. You need a bumpkin like me in an operation like this.

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 10:06

I'm getting scared now. What if it all goes wrong ? I suppose I just have to hang onto the fact that we will have saved many future tragedies with our selflessness

BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 10:07

Can I just say in all seriousness that I keep anxiously looking to see if there is a sinister red blob next to my inbox...

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Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 10:08

Don't forget your family railcard Ariesgirl. This spy stuff can work out really expensive. Trust me

TechLovingDad · 16/05/2011 10:08

Outside British Library was used because, obviously, they had Tutankhamun's head in the cool box.

Am I too late?

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 10:08

Finally are you in? I said are you in?
DO YOU COPY?

CCCHHHHHHHH

Over.

BelieveInPink · 16/05/2011 10:09

Right, so I read 8 pages of this manically, hoping for the answer knowing I will never know. I am furious.

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 10:10

When does the train arrive ? We'll need to send a team out to cover the station. It's all getting so complex. We need to set up a comand centre

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 10:11

Roger Roger Ariesgirl receiving you. What's your ETA ?

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 10:13

BelieveinPink you just don't understand international espionage AT ALL do you ? It's not like the TV you know. It's not all solved in one episode

Wordwork · 16/05/2011 10:14

Don't set up a command centre. NATO will think you have Gaddafi there and will bomb you.

In fact, though, are we sure it wasn't Gaddafi in the coolbox? Or, much more plausibly, bodyparts of Osama Bin Laden, saved from the burial at sea to provide future proof of his death.

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 10:15

Sorry BelieveInPink I only just arrived as well. Very bad form. Don't got to NetMums, just don't.

It'll be Paddington, Finally. I'm a bit special when it comes to London Transport and Oyster Cards and suchlike, so I hope you'll be patient. On the plus side, I am dead hard and tough.

Bloofs is the brains of the operation. What do you bring ?

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 10:19

What do I bring ? SERIOUSLY !? I am buried in cables right now setting up the command centre. I'm the hub, the mastermind. What makes you think bloofs is the brains. She's just out there on the street following my instructions. This kind of dissent is EXACTLY what they want. We have to stay focussed, a tight team all on the same side

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 10:21

But it does worry me Ariesgirl that you don't know about oyster cards and that. How much undercover work have you done exactly ?

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 10:23

God, sorry. Right so to get it clear, Bloofs and I are heading out into danger while you tell us what to do via satellite. Am I right? Not that I am sowing the seeds of dissent or anything but I just want to be clear.

What do we do when we get to the bridge?

Where the heck is Bloof? Don't tell me she is doing work or something?

BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 10:23

Before Operation Coolbox progresses too far, could we just clarify with what, precisely, we expect to be faced that dank midnight beneath the dripping vaults of Westminster Bridge? I mean. I know Aries needs very little incentive to break out the firearms, but unless we think it's a glowing phial of, for instance, genetically mutated Ebola Virus, we don't want to come across too heavy handed .

I mean if Anxious Woman has kidney disease the shock of spotting Finally crouched in the corner trailing cables and a range of spyware might finish her off.

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Peachy · 16/05/2011 10:25

Insulin, left at home and brought up brother's neighbour who works in london on occasion?

A bit special Ariesgirl, really?

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 10:25

This is assuming they see the ad of course. In the Evening Standard.

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 10:26

My detective and spy work has been done on farms. And...er..islands and things

BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 10:26

But Peachy that would be a LOT of insulin. And again: WHY THE BRITISH LIBRARY? I wonder if we're getting side-tracked and this is all about rare manuscripts...

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Wordwork · 16/05/2011 10:28

See my post earlier, bloofer. I really think you are looking art a crazed-rare-book-thief situation.

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 10:29

Anxious woman won't see me setting up the equipment. You don't know anything about spy stuff either do you ? I'm staying in the command centre. There's no cables out of doors it's all done by micro wave things and other invisible state of the art techno what not. What grade did you get in spy school anyways ?