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I recently saw the most PECULIAR thing...

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BlooferLady · 15/05/2011 21:52

I saw the oddest thing the other day and can't stop thinking about what in the name of all that's holy and precious was going on. AIBU to ask you what you think, so I can get some sleep?

I was waiting for someone outside the British Library on Euston Rd. Beside me a casually dressed man was making a placating phone call, and anxiously watching the road. He was holding a clipboard and a small white envelope, and carrying an ordinary blue cool-box, such as you might use for a picnic.

Eventually a flustered looking couple turned up. They were both in their early 40s, and looked fairly well-to-do. They were obviously rather anxious, possibly because they were late, and relieved to see Clipboard Man. I couldn't hear what they were saying no matter how hard I tried, but I could see Clipboard Man being sort of authoritative and reassuring. He kept gesturing to the cool-box, and handed over the envelope with some ceremony. The woman said nothing, only continued to look rather anxious.

Clipboard Man then hailed a cab. The man in the couple protested mildly, but the other man said something along the lines of it all being sorted and paid for, and ushered the woman in. She sat on the edge of the seat clutching the white envelope. Clipboard man leaned into the cab to give the driver instructions, and had what looked like a reassuring and authoritative word with the man. The man patted Clipboard Man's shoulder once or twice in a gesture that looked sort of grateful, in a business-like fashion, then got into the cab next to his partner. Clipboard Man then put the cool-box onto the floor of the cab, slammed the door, had one last brisk word with the driver, and waved the cab off.

He then made one or two notes on the clipboard, and hurried back along the Euston Rd without looking back.

WTF was that all about then?! I damn nearly ran after Clipboard Man to ask, but thought if there was owt dodgy going on I might be found strung up by piano wire somewhere...

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BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 08:08

Well....I dunno...the couple looked personally involved, IYSWIM. As though it mattered to them in a deep level, not as if they were doing a professional transaction on behalf of someone else. And I don't think the NHS would send family members/patients to collect their own livers, would they?

Not, you understand, that I am grimly determined it should be something altogether more underhand Grin

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Wordwork · 16/05/2011 08:25

The proximity of the British Library is a clue. A rare book stolen-to-order would need to be kept in conditions that control temperature and humidity. A cool box would do until they reached the perfect conditions in a mad collector's library.

The woman looked nervous because she is a highly respected archivist who has traded a decades-long career at the top of her profession to assist the mad collector. The envelope contains the key to the self-storage locker where she will be able to retrieve the sexually compromising photographs with which the collector forced her to co-operate with the theft.

Simples!

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 08:26

punkatheart is working for the OTHER SIDE coming up with plausible theories to throw us off the scent. Too plausible though, don't you think ? Has anybody found the webcams yet ? I volunteer to do a shift watching them today. I can sit in a darkened room with sandwiches waiting for clipboard man to return. We can be haveago hero mums and win medals and stuff

Punkatheart · 16/05/2011 08:27

The couple could well have been a patient's relative - personally delivering a dead foetus (from The Portland) or something else.

Some of the guidelines (there are SO many - about transporting histology (deceased tissue):

BHR HOSPITALS - PATHOLOGY PATHOLOGY TRANSPORT PROCEDURES Q Pulse record: Pathology 468 Revision: 1 Page 6 of 12 Approved / Authorised by: R. Davis Two courier services are routinely used for pathology - Havering Transport, managed from St George's Hospital, Hornchurch and BHRU Transport, managed from King George Hospital. If a Taxi is required for transporting specimens, use the company that has a contract with the Trust. Taxis should be requested via the Trust switchboard. The BHRU Transport Department is responsible for liaising with the Taxi firm regarding training and best practice. ï¿» Only specimens classified as Biological Substance Category B shall be transported by the routine courier / taxi services. Refer to Safe working practice for courier / taxi drivers carrying pathological specimens on Page 10 which is also produced as a separate document - Pathology1853. These instructions are issued to the transport managers and must be incorporated into working instructions issued to courier and taxi drivers. 6.4.3 Transport of samples by patients

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 08:29

we are definitely on to something here. punkatheart going into overdrive with lots of 'facts'

Punkatheart · 16/05/2011 08:33

....even though the fiction is a lot more bloody fun! I feel like some bloke in a coat at a party, telling people about trains....

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 09:01

Mmm yes boring and convincing. Don't you think it's a bit too covenient that punkatheart popped up with this 'sensible' explanation just as we were getting close to the truth. This kind of thing makes it even more suspicious. It's like in Scooby Doo.

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 09:20

Ok, I'm rigging up something in my spare room with cables, satelitte GPS, computer state of the art stuff, you know. I'm going to hack into the CCTV system and just watch until it all kicks off again. I think we need somebody to go in there though, actually stake out what's happening on the street with a headset and/or walkie talkie and good disguise.

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 09:22

I was hoping to make a start on my dissertation today but I guess it's all on hold now.

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 09:37

I KNOW I KNOW KNOW!!!! It was a new episode of Spooks! And they were filming from the top of a building somewhere to make it look furtive and spied on. Someone (not Lucas - sob) would have been watching through very strong binoculars.

And I think it was some Russian organ-pinching thing they were trying to Spook.

PinotGrigiosKittens · 16/05/2011 09:41

This thread can not end until we know the answer

BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 09:43

Oooo Oooo Aries you might have a point - what if someone was filming a sort of shaky handheld cam type indie film? That would make a lot of sense and maybe I will get to be a kind of unpaid extra Grin

Punk I dunno, there is nothing trainspottery about the idea of dead foetusesusesusesi...

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Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 09:48

Maybe you can put something in the Evening Standard. Is that the paper you have up in That London? Or what's that free shit they hand out of the tube? "Would the people with the coolbox outside the British Museum please call this number - 0845...."

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 16/05/2011 09:49

Marking place! What intrigue.

I still think it's sperm. I don't know how the envelope fits in though.

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 09:51

Oh good idea about the newspaper ad. In fact that's probably where they make contact with each other to plan their cool box exchanges, those Russian organ pinchers

TheOriginalFAB · 16/05/2011 09:52

Sperm and medical notes in the envelope.

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 09:54

It's so annoying I can't get any of my dissertation done today. Have to compose the ad. now. ' Will the organ pinchers/sperm sellers kindly get in touch with...' not sure how to word it exactly

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 09:55

You would have to make out that Bloofer was someone Important rather than just a nosy cah. What can she be?

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 09:57

It's so annoying I can't get any of my dissertation done today. Have to compose the ad. now. ' Will the organ pinchers/sperm sellers kindly get in touch with...' not sure how to word it exactly because they are probably international criminals who have been to top international universities and spy schools and that so they might see through it

Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 09:58

Finally what happened there?! Grin

Some hollow eyed, chiselled cheekboned, gravelly voice Slav will be on his way to your house even as we speak

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 09:58

Bloofer has to wear a uniform of some kind. Definitely

BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 10:00

Oh yes yes a newspaper ad! What should we put? "Attention organ transfer couple May 2011, Euston Rd: YOU HAVE THE WRONG LIVER PLEASE BE UNDERNEATH WATERLOO BRIDGE AT MIDNIGHT WITH 50K IN USED TENNERS"

I could wear my Inspector Gadget trenchcoat! AND A TRILBY!

Who's coming? Aries have you got a pearl-handled revolver?

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BlooferLady · 16/05/2011 10:01

X post with Finally Grin

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Ariesgirl · 16/05/2011 10:01

With a gun. With a silencer.

Finallyspring · 16/05/2011 10:01

They might come to my house but I am disguised as a middle aged mum and student just trying to get some work done. They'll be expecting Catherine Zeta Jones or something. Hah !

Meanwhile wonder what has happened to Bloofer. Maybe she's out there on the street already. I'll try to tune in with my satelitte dish and make contact

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